ThunderClan gone... crazy?

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Deep in the territory of ThunderClan..

Cloudtail: I can swing my sword, sword, my cloudy sword, sword! *Accidently hits Leafpool with it*

Crowfeather: HEY!

ThunderClan: WINDCLAN KITTYPET! *Chases after Crowfeather*

Crowfeather: *Runs back to WindClan*

ThunderClan: *Comes back*

Tigerstar: I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD, MY TIGER SWORD, SWORD! >:D

ThunderClan: *Stare at Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: o.o Um... I'll go back to the Dark Forest?

ThunderClan: Yes!

Tigerstar: Fine! I don't need you lot! I can just have a party with my Dark Forest buddies!

Firestar: *Cough, cough* You have none. >_

In the skies of StarClan...

Spottedleaf: Ooh, I wanna have a party! I wanna have a party! *Bounces happily on the spot* :D

Bluestar: Yes?

Spottedleaf: WHOO! *Jumps over moon* I'm over the moooooooooooooooooooooooon! :D

Yellowfang: *Pads over to them* Hey, guys! What's --?

Spottedleaf and Bluestar: *Laugh*

Yellowfang: What? o.o

Spottedleaf: You have--! HAH! XD

Yellowfang: Redtail, what's wrong with me?

Redtail: *Shows mirror*

Yellowfang: AAAAAH! SOMEONE DREW ON MY FAAAAACE! MY LOVELY FACE! D':

Raggedstar: You think I'm ugly?! *Turns back on Yellowfang*

Hollyleaf: *Holding a sharpie* Heh, heh, heh. >:)

Yellowfang: HOLLYLEAF!

Hollyleaf: 'Twasn't me, 'twas Lionheart.

Lionheart: HEY!

Longtail: I can swing my sword, sword, my long sword, sword! *Swings a long sword* :D

Cinderfur: Stop getting ideas from ShadowClan! :C

Longtail: *Gasp* IDEA STEALER! >:o

Firestar: I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD, MY FIRE -- AH, IT BURNS! *Drops fire sword* c:

Squirrelflight: *Picks up a tree and hits Leafpool with it* You are indeed creepily annoying. U_U

Leafpool: AHHHHHHHHHHH! D:

In ShadowClan...

ShadowClan: *Cover their ears with their paws*

Blackstar: Ugh, ThunderClan is too loud for the lake. We must move at once.

Russetfur: I agree, although I don't want to move from the lake. We must drive ThunderClan out.

Littlecloud: No, Russetfur, Blackstar. We must stay and thrive in peace. StarClan prevents wars, remember?

Blackstar: Oh yeah. :/

Smokefoot: Blackstar, I just phoned Burger King.

Whitewater: But I want somethin' from K.F.C! c:

Blackstar: No, Whitewater, just no.

Whitewater: You're supposed to respect your elders. :(

Blackstar: You're not my elder. I'm older than you, so, there! >:D

In Burger King..

Stormfur: You gonna answer, phone? :|

Brook: What?

Stormfur: Wasn't talking to you, that's what. *Bashes phone multipul times against the counter* ANSWER ME!

Brook: O_O *Walks away*

Smokefoot: Oh, we'll having infinity of everything, please! :3

Whitewater: WHAT?! I wanna K.F.C, not B.K! -.-

Smokefoot: Be grateful you get fed, fussy. >.>

Whitewater: Fine, I'll take my legs to K.F.C! *Walks away*

Smokefoot: Blackstar, I've ordered infinity of everything!

Blackstar: Why?

Smokefoot: So that we'll have plenty, of course!

Blackstar: Oh. What about forest prey?

Smokefoot: We can forget 'bout them!

Blackstar: Yay?

Russetfur: Yahoo?

Firestar: We would like to announce three new kits to ThunderClan: Willowkit, Shrewkit and Bluekit!

ThunderClan: *Sleeping*

Firestar: WAKEY WAKEY, EGGS AND BAKEY!

ThunderClan: *Still sleeping*

Firestar: *Thinks: Lazy.* o.o *Goes away*

ThunderClan: *Open their eyes* YAY! :D

Firestar: *Runs back*

ThunderClan: *Close their eyes again*

Firestar: Hmm.. *Shrugs and walks away*

ThunderClan: *Open their eyes once again and run away*

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