Deep in the territory of ThunderClan..
Cloudtail: I can swing my sword, sword, my cloudy sword, sword! *Accidently hits Leafpool with it*
Crowfeather: HEY!
ThunderClan: WINDCLAN KITTYPET! *Chases after Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: *Runs back to WindClan*
ThunderClan: *Comes back*
Tigerstar: I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD, MY TIGER SWORD, SWORD! >:D
ThunderClan: *Stare at Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: o.o Um... I'll go back to the Dark Forest?
ThunderClan: Yes!
Tigerstar: Fine! I don't need you lot! I can just have a party with my Dark Forest buddies!
Firestar: *Cough, cough* You have none. >_
In the skies of StarClan...
Spottedleaf: Ooh, I wanna have a party! I wanna have a party! *Bounces happily on the spot* :D
Bluestar: Yes?
Spottedleaf: WHOO! *Jumps over moon* I'm over the moooooooooooooooooooooooon! :D
Yellowfang: *Pads over to them* Hey, guys! What's --?
Spottedleaf and Bluestar: *Laugh*
Yellowfang: What? o.o
Spottedleaf: You have--! HAH! XD
Yellowfang: Redtail, what's wrong with me?
Redtail: *Shows mirror*
Yellowfang: AAAAAH! SOMEONE DREW ON MY FAAAAACE! MY LOVELY FACE! D':
Raggedstar: You think I'm ugly?! *Turns back on Yellowfang*
Hollyleaf: *Holding a sharpie* Heh, heh, heh. >:)
Yellowfang: HOLLYLEAF!
Hollyleaf: 'Twasn't me, 'twas Lionheart.
Lionheart: HEY!
Longtail: I can swing my sword, sword, my long sword, sword! *Swings a long sword* :D
Cinderfur: Stop getting ideas from ShadowClan! :C
Longtail: *Gasp* IDEA STEALER! >:o
Firestar: I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD, MY FIRE -- AH, IT BURNS! *Drops fire sword* c:
Squirrelflight: *Picks up a tree and hits Leafpool with it* You are indeed creepily annoying. U_U
Leafpool: AHHHHHHHHHHH! D:
In ShadowClan...
ShadowClan: *Cover their ears with their paws*
Blackstar: Ugh, ThunderClan is too loud for the lake. We must move at once.
Russetfur: I agree, although I don't want to move from the lake. We must drive ThunderClan out.
Littlecloud: No, Russetfur, Blackstar. We must stay and thrive in peace. StarClan prevents wars, remember?
Blackstar: Oh yeah. :/
Smokefoot: Blackstar, I just phoned Burger King.
Whitewater: But I want somethin' from K.F.C! c:
Blackstar: No, Whitewater, just no.
Whitewater: You're supposed to respect your elders. :(
Blackstar: You're not my elder. I'm older than you, so, there! >:D
In Burger King..
Stormfur: You gonna answer, phone? :|
Brook: What?
Stormfur: Wasn't talking to you, that's what. *Bashes phone multipul times against the counter* ANSWER ME!
Brook: O_O *Walks away*
Smokefoot: Oh, we'll having infinity of everything, please! :3
Whitewater: WHAT?! I wanna K.F.C, not B.K! -.-
Smokefoot: Be grateful you get fed, fussy. >.>
Whitewater: Fine, I'll take my legs to K.F.C! *Walks away*
Smokefoot: Blackstar, I've ordered infinity of everything!
Blackstar: Why?
Smokefoot: So that we'll have plenty, of course!
Blackstar: Oh. What about forest prey?
Smokefoot: We can forget 'bout them!
Blackstar: Yay?
Russetfur: Yahoo?
Firestar: We would like to announce three new kits to ThunderClan: Willowkit, Shrewkit and Bluekit!
ThunderClan: *Sleeping*
Firestar: WAKEY WAKEY, EGGS AND BAKEY!
ThunderClan: *Still sleeping*
Firestar: *Thinks: Lazy.* o.o *Goes away*
ThunderClan: *Open their eyes* YAY! :D
Firestar: *Runs back*
ThunderClan: *Close their eyes again*
Firestar: Hmm.. *Shrugs and walks away*
ThunderClan: *Open their eyes once again and run away*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
