Tigerstar: Hello, my servants, or whatever you do instead of being my servant. Yawn. Oh, I have finally taken over this book! Oh yeah, I rule! How? Well, secretly in the Dark Forest, I have been fighting over this book with my leader Firestar. Oh, not with claws, with. . . the deadly paper. I won and now I have taken over this--
Mapleshade: Stop saying the same thing over again.
Tigerstar: Gr. Okay, if you like it or not, you are in for a treat. I'll tell you, okay? I am going to be in the next last spoofs! AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!
Every cat: *Start falling asleep because Tigerstar is boring them*
Tigerstar: Wow, is it sleeping time already? I must have been talking for hours. *Falls asleep*
Jayfeather: *Wakes up* Hello, whoever is reading this. Sorry Tigerstar is boringly. . . boring. So, now that he's asleep, let's be random.
Breezepelt: *Eye twitches* Random?
Jayfeather: Random.
Breezepelt: WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?! *Storms off*
Jayfeather: Was it the cheesecake I ate earlier? o.o
Potato: CHEESECAKE?! :D
Jayfeather: AH, TALKING POTATO! O_O!!!!
Every cat: *Wake up and notice the same thing and run away*
Potato: *Just lying on the ground*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
