Firestar: This is Firestar, your captain speaking. I have some good news and bad news.
Cats in plane: *Gasp*
Firestar: The good news is that you guys are epic so there is something called nothing on display in the nowhere part of the plane. Wow! And the bad news is--
Ashstar: I'M TOO EPIC TO FLY! *Starts running around, screaming*
Firestar: The bad news is, screaming cat, that there is no more news to announce. YES! I CAN NOW SIT BACK AND DRINK SOME VOLE-OFFEE! :D
Pinenose: *Pokes Ashstar* It's not fair.
Ashstar: What?
Pinenose: Huh?
Ashstar: BANANA, BANANA, BANANA! *Danicng about in a banana costume*
Thornclaw: YOU....
Blossomfall: STOLE...
Bumblestripe: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! :D *Also dancing in a banana costume*
Ashstar: WE ARE THE COPYCATS! *Falls over* Whoo! I am flying! *Going towards Sparrowfeather*
Sparrowfeather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Starts running in slow motion*
Ashstar: *Knocks Sparrowfeather towards door*
Mousefur: *Randomly opens door and looks out* Hello? Anyone there?
Sparrowfeather: AAAAAAAAH! *Goes out of door*
Mousefur: Bye, thanks for coming! :)
Ashstar: ASHSTAR RULES! :D
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
