Tigerstar: *Randomly hitting Mapleshade on the head with an umbrella* There's my umbrella. Can you see it? Of course not! Haha.
Mapleshade: -.-
Brokenstar: OMDF, there's a new book that StarClan wrote about us! It says. . . WHAT?!
Snowtuft: It says 'what'?
Thistleclaw: It says. . . THE DARK FOREST CATS ARE DORKS?!
Snowtuft: Oh, it is because someone of our side kept asking cats to join the dark (also known as dork) side.
Tigerstar: CHICKEN BAKA! :P
Thistleclaw: Tigerstar. -.-
Tigerstar: Oh, I'm the one who tried getting cats to join our side. Pour thanks on me. :3
Snowtuft: Tigerstar. -_-
Tigerstar: Yes?
Antpelt: YOU ARE MOUSE-BRAINED!
Tigerstar: Thanks. . .
Redwillow: You're welcome.
Tigerstar: I know I am but you're not.
Redwillow: I know.
Tigerstar: You do? You know nothing, though.
Redwillow: Exactly.
Tigerstar: Are you agreeing with me? NO ONE LISTENS TO TIGERSTAR AND THEY KNOW IT!
Redwillow: Sorry.
Tigerstar: Stop listening!
Antpelt: Redwillow is a she-cat's name.
Redwillow: Is not!
Antpelt: The prefix and suffix willow is.
Redwillow: IT CAN BE A TOM'S NAME!
Antpelt: Nope.
Tigerstar: Stop arguing. I've got a sore head.
Antpelt and Redwillow: *Continue arguing*
Tigerstar: LISTEN TO ME NOW!
Thistleclaw: You told them not to listen to you, Tigerstar.
Tigerstar: I wish I didn't. :/
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
