Firestar: I know someone who gets on your nerves,
Gets on your nerves,
Gets on your nerves,
I know someone who literally gets on your nerves,
Gets on your nerves! *Points at Tigerstar*
Tigerstar: *Glares at*
Firestar: SCARYSTAR'S SCARIN' ME! :S *Hits Tigerstar with a fish* I, Firestar, leader of ThunderClan, now declares you to be called Fishstar.
Tigerstar: ...
Firestar: Wanna know what's your favourite fresh-kill?
Tigerstar: .. What?
Firestar: Fish and chips, Fishstar! *Bursts out laughing and rolls on the ground, still laughing*
Tigerstar: Uh... Ha, ha, ha? o_o
Firestar: *Still rolling and laughing*
One hour later...
Firestar: *Still rolling and laughing*
Four hours later...
Firestar: *Still laughing and rolling*
100000000 years later...
Firestar: *Starts to stop rolling and laughing* *Gets up* Hey... where's Fishstar? D: He ditched me. He really, really, really ditched me.. *Gasps* O_O
Black circle: *Starts to close in on the screen*
Firestar: HEY, I'M NOT FINISHED YET! *Tries pushing the circle away* >_
Black circle: *Closes on Firestar*
Firestar: YOWWWWWWWWWWIEEEE! *Goes flying into the screen* Heh, heh. ^.^
Credits: *Roll*
Firestar: HEY! *Starts fighting the words away with 'Kung Fu Fighting' playing*
Spottedleaf: The end.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
