Firestar: Tonight we will spy on -- what is it, Hollyleaf?
Hollyleaf: *Runs up to Firestar and knocks him off of Highrock* WE WILL SPY ON WINDCLAN AND EAT SHARPIES!
Firestar: WHAT?! Are you insane, Hollyleaf?
Hollyleaf: But I loooooooooooooove sharpies! D:
Firestar: No, Hollyleaf.
Hollyleaf: .... *Draws an angry face on Firestar's face* >:)
Berrynose: *Laughs so hard that he starts rolling around on the ground*
Cinderheart: O_e
Hollyleaf: Any cat who says we cannot use sharpies will have to speak to Sharpiestar at SharpieClan!
Ashfur: You're not our leader so who said you could tell us what to do? *Writes on Hollyleaf's face: ''Don't listen to me, I'm stupid and mouse-brained.''*
Firestar: OK, you know where WindClan camp is, so I'll meet you all there. For now I have to get rid of what this sharpie did to me.
ThunderClan: *Pads off*
Cherrykit: I'm so hungry I could eat snow! *Bites Cloudtail's tail*
Cloudtail: AHHH! *Runs around*
Lionblaze and Leafpool: Shh!
Cloudtail: B - b - but she bit my tail!
Hollyleaf: *Races ahead* *Looks around* e.e *Dashes into the warriors' den* *Looks around* *Sees Breezepelt* Ah. *Picks up a pink sharpie and pads over to him* *Draws lip-stick, eyes lashes and writes: ''I'm a pile of crow-food. Kick me!'' on him* *Smirks*
Rest of ThunderClan: *Stealing prey*
Hollyleaf: *Trips over a paw* *Falls slowly and says slowly* Nooooooooooooooooooo! :O *Lands*
Nightcloud: *Eyes shoot open and sees Hollyleaf* Intruder! Intruder! *Squeals* Intruuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
WindClan: *Wake up*
Warriors: *Laugh at Breezepelt*
Breezepelt: What? o_o
Hollyleaf: Distracted with laughter! *Kicks dust into Breezepelt's face and dashes out of den* EAT MY DUST, BREEZEPELT! >:D *Runs into Onestar*
Onestar: ....
Hollyleaf: Oh, uh, er, hi! *Scribbles on Onestar's face with a sharpie and runs off* THUNDERCLAN, RUN!
ThunderClan: *Runs off*
Onestar: WINDCLAN, CHASE!
WindClan: *Chases*
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
