Random Spoofs!

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Cinderheart: Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe!

Jayfeather: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Berrynose: *Walking about* I'm a bossy, bossy cat. HA, HA, I AM BETTER THAN YOU! Er.... I forgot the rest, so can I have a taco?

Honeyfern: *Throws taco at Berrynose's face* Here you go. :3

Berrynose: I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED A TACO! -_-

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Dovewing: I AM AWESOMELY CLEVER! :)

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Hawkfrost: Welcome to the Dark Forest, Ivypaw.

Ivypaw: What?

Hawkfrost: Welcome to StarClan. ^_^'

Ivypaw: Ooh.

Dark Forest cats: *Doing ballet*

Hawkfrost: O_O! WHAT ARE YOU WEIRD BEINGS DOING?!?!?!?!

Tigerstar: Hello, Hawkfrost!

Ivypaw: OMSC, I LOVE STARCLAN! :D

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Breezepaw: MUUUUUM! :D

Nightcloud: ....

Breezepelt: MUM!

Nightcloud: Ooh, Cheerios.

Breezepelt: MUUUUUUUUUM!

Nightcloud: WHAT BULB?!

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Jayfeather: *Dancing with stick*

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Millie: I am the moon, hahaha! :D

Silverstream and Greystripe: o_o *Ditch Millie*

Millie: Bye, Graystripe! Wait... COME BACK! D:

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Lionblaze: o_o *Puts up a sign saying 'Move on'*

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Hollyleaf: SHARPCLAW IS A SHARPIE!

Sharpclaw: Do I know you? o.o *Flies away*

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Cinderheart: But our destinies!

Lionblaze: What about them?

Cinderheart: BUT OUR DESTINIES! DESTINIES!

Lionblaze: Yeah..?

Cinderheart: OUR DESTINIES, LIONBLAZE, OUR DESTINIES! DEEEEEESSSSTINIES!

Lionblaze: ..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Firestar: I AM THE MOST FAMOUS CAT IN CAT-KIND! :D

Tigerstar: What about me? -.-

Firestar: You're my evil sidekick who is a pain in the belly. c:

Tigerstar: WHOO!

Scourge: And me? :D

Tigerstar and Firestar: TO THE THUNDERMOBILE! *Dive into the Thundermobile*

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