Brambleclaw: *On TV* Hello, welcome to Clan News. STARCLAN'S LOYAL YEAH, I'M ON TV! *Dances on desk* :D
Squirrelflight: MAH BRAMBLEH IS ON TV! :S
Hawkfrost: ....
Tigerstar: I'MMA FIRIN' MAH TAIL!
Brambleclaw: O.O ...
Tigerstar: Whut? You wanna cheeseburger? o.o HECK NO, YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ONE! THEY'RE MINE, KITTY, MINE! >:O
Hawkfrost: ._.'
Tigerstar: I WANNA BILLBOARD FOR MY MEALS AND CHRISTMAS-REALATED TIMES! YA HEARD MEH!
Brambleclaw: Anyway, awesome reporter Cloudtail will be bringing you the latest news in... now.
Cloudtail: OH, MY MOONPIG.COMS, I'M ON TV! >:D Anyway, we have just recently bought a wild Jayfeather with stick's. I NICKNAMED HIM, JAYWING, NOT YOU! Anyways, Firestar, may I have some cards that I can eat? :)
Firestar: I don't know, Cloudtail. Ask your mother.
Cloudtail: Okay. Princess Princess! .. PRINCESS PRINCESS?! :O SOMEONE STOLE MEH PRINCESS PRINCESS! :OOOO!
Tigerstar: YUS, IT IS I, PRINCESS TIGERSTAR, WHO STOLE YO PRINCESS PRINCESS! >:D
Cloudtail: On with the show while I start wailing dramatically, fellow sisters.
Firestar: You mean viewers, Cloudtail.
Jayfeather: I am so bored.
Briarlight: Don't worry 'bout being bored.
Jayfeather: *Grabs Briarlight* Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. *Puts in mashed potatoes* Dip it in mashed potatoes. o3o
Briarlight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Cloudtail: Oh, my StarClan, never let a wild Jay-Jay-Jay-feather-feather-feather get bored! :O I blame you, Jaywing.
Jaywing: Thanks, bro.
Cloudtail: Bro. XDDD
Jaywing: :3 BROLO!
Cloudtail: Bro- whut now? XDDDD
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
