Ashkit: Whitestorm, can you tell me a prophecy you know? :D
Whitestorm: OK, but it's Whitestorm of Nothing, K? Well.. Fire will eat cookies and blame the Clans.
Ashkit: That's a real prophecy you know?! :O
Whitestorm: Nah, it's a prophecy I just made up about "Fire will save our Clan". Enjoy it.
Ashkit: Enjoy "Fire will save our Clan"? AAAAAAAAAAH, FIRE IS GOING CRAZY AND WILL SPEAK TO OUR CLAN!
Whitestorm: I had to live through the first series getting blamed by that Fireheart for eating cookies when he did! Aha.
Ashkit: Aren't you famous?
Whitestorm: *Says wisely* I sadly don't know, but I know for sure... I AM WISE! Ha, in your face, Thistleclaw, you're not and you aren't, so join the elder's den and reeeeeeetirrrrre, 'cause your so last year and I AM WISE! So I have one more thing to saaaaay! In your face cuz I am wiiiiiiiiiiiise!
Thistleclaw: YOU'RE GROUNDED, KIT!
Whitestorm: Huh?
Thistleclaw: You're grounded... You know, can't do anything..?
Whitestorm: *Falls onto ground* Now that's what you call grounded!
Thistleclaw: Things have changed since I was young. :/
Tigerclaw: Princess Thistleclaw, I've caught a fish! :D
Thistleclaw: Princess--? *Takes fish off of Tigerclaw and throws it at his face*
Tigerclaw: D:
Thistleclaw: It's Lord Thistleclaw of Evilness, right, I'mmarubbishwarriorandWhitestormrules? WHAT?! I called myself rubbish?! :O
Whitestorm: Aha. >:D
Bluestar: HA, THISTLEDUMB! >:D
Whitestorm: Ashkit, here's another prophecy: "Thistles will destroy ShadowClan with dumbness". Guess what? 'Thistles' is Thistleclaw! Aha.
Blackstar: WHAT?! :O
Ashkit: ... I DON'T GET YOU CATS! AAAAAAAAAAHH! *Runs*
Bluestar: You're spreading prophecies?! :O
Whitestorm: Corrrrrect!
Bluestar: I want one! :D
Whitestorm: *Falls asleep*
Thistleclaw: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! In your face, Bluekit! >:3
Bluestar: That's not my name! That's not my... NAME!
Tigerclaw: *Clapping* *Says in kit voice* Bluestar's better than Princessclaw! ;)
Thistleclaw: Say what?
Clawface: What?
Spottedleaf: Spottedleaf's my name, saying the end is my game.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
