Ashfur: This is pie. *Points at a picture of a pie* And this is my life. *Points at self* Welcome to my life, people. *Pads around* .... *Talks to self* I'm awesome, yes I am, I know it.
There's Dustpelt, Sandstorm, Firestar, Ferncloud,
StarClan, there's a flood!
Then Leafpool, Whitewing, Birchfall, Sorreltail,
They came into my life,
And guess what, Rainfall?
I like pie, pie, pie.
Scourge: Yes, he likes pie.
Ashfur: Oh, I like pie!
Hawkfrost: What about your life?
Ashfur: Mouse-dung!
You let the StarClan sigh.
Hawkfrost: So whaaaaaaaaaat?
Ashfur: I dunno.
Scourge: You dunno?
I dunno what a tunnel is.
Tigerstar: And what's the poiiiiiiiiiiiint oooooooooooooooof thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis sooooooooooooong?
Ashfur: YOU RUINED IT LIKE JAYFEATHER!
Well, at least I don't trip over leather,
Like I bleather!
Lionblaze: *Charges slowly at Ashfur* *Says slowly* I will beat you!
Ashfur: You're boring me of slowness. -.-
Lionblaze: I shall beat you!
Ashfur: I hate you. *Narrows eyes*
Lionblaze: Fine then, me hater! I'll go watch DineClan even though that isn't a Clan. Y'know, I'm gonna actually watch The Clan Show for the first time in my life. -__- *Storms off*
Ashfur: Bye! :D I call... A PARTY! *Looks around* Hawkfrost? Scourge? Tigerstar? D: Aw, StarClan, I'm a loner again!
Tumble weed: *Rolls past Ashfur*
Ashfur: Aw. ;-;
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
