Smudge: My pelt is smudged! :O
Rusty: No.. o.o
Twoleg: Rusty!
Rusty: I've got to go. Twoleg owner is going to drive me up the ladder if I don't.
Smudge: Your owner can drive me up the ladder! I'm too lazy to climb up it! :D
Rusty: Bye. *Pads into house*
Sumdge: Oh I'm a loner. A funny loner. Oh, I am a loner! :D
Rusty: *Pads over to food bowl*
Twoleg: *Pulls it away*
Rusty: *Pads over to it*
Twoleg: *Pulls it away again* Mwhahahaha. o3o
Rusty: ... *Pads over to it*
Twoleg: *Walks off*
Rusty: Yes, my Twoleg owner is pretty weird. o.o *Pads outside*
Smudge: Hi, Rusty! I'm just being - NOOOO! SOMEONE PUT A SMUDGE ON MY BEAUTIFUL PELT! D:
Rusty: Yes, I find Smudge annoying.
Smudge: Who are you talkin' to, Rusty? o3o
Rusty: No one, Smudge. No one.
Smudge: Oh. YOU'RE CRAZY! O3o
Rusty: I'm leaving.
Smudge: Wha - where? O_O
Rusty: To the forest.
Smudge: But there's -
Rusty: I know, I know. Wild cats. Well, I want to become one and I even got the offer. So.. goodbye, Smudge. *Pads away into the forest*
Smudge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D: Wait a minute... *Gasps* It was you who put a smudge on my pelt! How dare you do that to me?! :O
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
