Jayfeather: Where's-- oh yeah, I got Mrs. Nightcloud fired. SCORE ONE FOR THE JAY!
Lionblaze: Why am I here? I'm too cool for school.
Leafpool: Yes, yes you are. c:
Breezepelt: I SHALL BEAT YOU. . . in a game of nothing. >:)
Furzepelt: Breezepelt, every cat can beat you.
Redwillow: Alright, you lazy clumps of fur, sit down because I am yo teacher!
Jayfeather: ... BOOOOOOO!
Redwillow: AAAAAAAAH! O_O
Cinderheart: *Raises paw*
Redwillow: Yes?
Cinderheart: *Throws a tree at Redwillow*
Redwillow: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Jayfeather: I believe you have a detention.
Redwillow: Oh no, oh no... I HAS A DETENTION! We will start work in. . . ten hours. *Runs off*
Jayfeather: Who is too cool for school now, Lionblaze?
Breezepelt: Meeeeeeeee! Pick meeeeeeeeeee! :D
Jayfeather: Yes, whoever just said that?
Breezepelt: Whoo! In your face, Lionblaze. YUS. YUSTERDAY. XD
Lionblaze: . . . *Opens window*
Breezepelt: *Goes flying out of the window* Ah! O_O
Jayfeather: *Looks out of window* May the breeze be with you, Breezepelt! Now that he's gone, PARTY IN THE HOUSE! :D
Heathertail: Sorry I'm--
Lionblaze: *Slams door on Heathertail's face* We cannot take your order.
Jayfeather: I AM THE AMAZING ONE! *Dives off of table and lands, falling through the floor* *Lands on Blackstar*
Blackstar: YOU! WHY I AM NO TRAMPOLINE, JAYWEATHER!
Jayfeather: Yes, the weather is so jayweather today.
Lilykit: Mr. Blackstar, some kitty is here. They didn't knock.
Blackstar: GO BACK TO YOUR CLASS, JAYFEATHER!
Jayfeather: Go away, I'm awesome.
Blackstar: No.
Jayfeather: WHO'S AWESOME? .... I AM! :D
Blackstar: We get it, Jayfeather. -.-
Jayfeather: Who is here? I've got a Clawface and I'm not afraid to use it!
Clawface: Why did I sign up for this?
Lilykit: AAAAAAAH! *Runs out of room with other kits*
Blackstar: You scared my class away.
Jayfeather: RAWR! *Throws Clawface at Blackstar* *Has stick in paws* That's all! My stick of ancient times wishes you a very good potato. Wait, potato? o_o
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
