Leopardstar: I demand you pass us that penny, wittle Tirestar.
Firestar: It's FIRESTAR, you leopard pelt! >:o
Leopardstar: Whatever, Sirestar.
Firestar: GAH! WON'T ANYONE GET MAH NAME RIGHT?!
Leopardstar: But your name is Hirestar, Lirestar.
Firestar: HEY! I'm no liar, Spottystar!
Leopardstar: There's no ''Spottystar'' here, Wirestar.
Firestar: B-B-But you're spotty...
Leopardstar: OH, YES, I AM! >:D
Firestar: Oh, no, I'm not. ^_^
Leopardstar: RIVERCLAN, YOU FISH-BRAINED MORONS, ATTACK THOSE THUNDERCLAN DOPES!
Mistyfoot: *In robotic voice* Yes, Dottystar.
Jayfeather: *Gasps while staring at Leopardstar*
Leopardstar: Yes, One-eye?
One-eye: What?
Leopardstar: Oh, I mean Noeyes, then.
One-eye: What?
Jayfeather: OMSC, IT'S A MORLOCK! *Points tail at Leopardstar and pelt bristles*
Leopardstar: WHERE?! :O *Runs around*
Jayfeather: I dunno. o_o''
Leopardstar: MORLOCK'S HERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Sees a yogurt* Ooh, a piece of yogurt! :D
Yogurt: *Runs off*
Leopardstar: Aw. D:
Reedwhisker: IN THE NAME OF FISH, I CAN SEE DAT PENNY WE BE FIGHTIN' 'BOUT! :D
Mumblefoot: *Mumbles* Hello, I'm from the past. *Walks but trips over paws* WOOOOOAH! >_<
Hawkfrost: ...
Mumblefoot: *Mumbles* I am Mumblefoot, hear me mumble clumsy roar! *Disappears*
Reedwhisker: Penny's in mah grasp! :O *Runs*
Firestar: GAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:
Ashfur: LEAVE PENNY! IT BELONGS TO THUNDERCLAN! *Dives at Reedwhisker*
Reedwhisker: *Dives onto penny*
Ashfur: *Dives past Reedwhisker* Oh, StarClan, I missed that RiverClan mouse-brain. I FAILED, MY ANCESTORS! I FAILED! D:
Reedwhisker: *Holds penny high up in the air* YEAH! >:D
Firestar: No... ThunderClan lost...
Tigerstar: For the first time. Whoooooooooooooo-oooooo-ooooo! :D
Firestar: >:o
Tigerstar: .... GIMMIE FRIES! >:O
Leopardstar: Expirestar, RiverClan won the battle, which makes penny OURS.
Firestar: EXPIRESTAR?! Why, I never! So much cheek from a youngster like you! :o
Lionblaze: WHERE'D PENNY GO?!
Jayfeather: In yo face, Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: O_O! GET IF OFF OF MY FACE! GET IT OFF! *Runs around, screaming*
Cinderheart: LIONBLAZEY! :O
Hollyleaf: *Moon walks past Jayfeather* Hello there. Don't mind me, just moon walking through the crowd.
Jayfeather: OK, Greystripe.
Hollyleaf: I AIN'T DAT GREYSTRIPE! :O
Jayfeather: Sorry. ;-;
Hollyleaf: 'Tis okay.
Dustpelt: Is this what losing tastes like?
Ferncloud: I guess..
Dustpelt: THEN I WANNA NAME OUR NEW KIT LOSINGKIT! :D
Ferncloud: O_O''
Dustpelt: ^_^
Ferncloud: :)
Shrewpaw: I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. :D
Squirrelflight: SHREWPAW! YOUZ BACKZ! :'D
Shrewpaw: Yes, yes I am. ^_^
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
