Spiderleg: *Walks into camp*
Birchfall: It's Spiderpig!
Spiderleg: Spiderleg.
Ferncloud: Hey, Spiderpig!
Spiderleg: SpiderLEG.
Dustpelt: No, it's Spiderpig.
Spiderleg: Spiderleg!
Dustpelt: You're grounded!
Spiderleg: I am the boss of this Clan!
Foxleap: Oh?
Spiderleg: Firestar made me the boss of Spiderpig the annoying. So there!
Icecloud: And your name is Spiderpig, so you're annoying.
Spiderleg: Not!
Daisy: Are too!
Spiderleg: You're supposed to be on my side, you traitor!
Toadstep: Spiderpig's been rolling in mud!
Spiderleg: IT'S SPIDERLEG AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ROLLING IN MUD!
Ferncloud: He's been doing that since he was a kit. :/
Spiderleg: Not!
Icecloud: He's admitting it in his mind.
Toadstep: And you're outta your mind! Whoooooo-hooo! Oh, and I'm talking about Spiderpig, Iceloud.
Icecloud: ...
Spiderleg: IT'S SPIDERPIG, OKAY?
Ferncloud: Okay, Spiderleg.
Spiderleg: It's SpiderPIG! -.-
Foxleap: Okay, Spiderpig.
Spiderleg: FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE IT IS SPIDERLEG! *Storms off*
Everyone: Bye, Spiderpig! :D
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
