Squirrel VS. Sorrel

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Squirrelflight: Sorreltail, get me some cheese.

Sorreltail: No.

Squirrelflight: WHAT?! You're so lazy a slug could beat you in a race!

Sorreltail: You're so squirrel-like I can eat you!

Squirrelflight: You're so a tortoiseshell I wanna throw a shell at you!

Sorreltail: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING AND BOSSY THAT EVEN BRAMBLECLAW RUNS AWAY FROM YOU!

Squirrelflight: You liar! *Starts throwing cheese at Sorreltail*

Brackenfur: *Was there the whole time* . . . Yeah, I'll just leave. *Runs*

Ashfur: GO SQUIRRELFLIGHT! :D

Brambleclaw: . . .

Ashfur: Boo Sorreltail! Booooo!

Tigerstar: I like bombs. >:)

Bomb: *Goes to the cats and explodes*

Firestar: Why do we always fall for the Dark Forest's tricks?:/

Greystripe: LOL.

Firestar: THAT IS MY LINE! MY LINE! :O

Tigerstar: MWHAHAHAHHAHA! Now you shall join the dar-- dork side.

Every StarClan cat: NO!

Tigerstar: Grrr. *Walks away*

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