Squirrelflight: Sorreltail, get me some cheese.
Sorreltail: No.
Squirrelflight: WHAT?! You're so lazy a slug could beat you in a race!
Sorreltail: You're so squirrel-like I can eat you!
Squirrelflight: You're so a tortoiseshell I wanna throw a shell at you!
Sorreltail: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING AND BOSSY THAT EVEN BRAMBLECLAW RUNS AWAY FROM YOU!
Squirrelflight: You liar! *Starts throwing cheese at Sorreltail*
Brackenfur: *Was there the whole time* . . . Yeah, I'll just leave. *Runs*
Ashfur: GO SQUIRRELFLIGHT! :D
Brambleclaw: . . .
Ashfur: Boo Sorreltail! Booooo!
Tigerstar: I like bombs. >:)
Bomb: *Goes to the cats and explodes*
Firestar: Why do we always fall for the Dark Forest's tricks?:/
Greystripe: LOL.
Firestar: THAT IS MY LINE! MY LINE! :O
Tigerstar: MWHAHAHAHHAHA! Now you shall join the dar-- dork side.
Every StarClan cat: NO!
Tigerstar: Grrr. *Walks away*
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...