Whiskernose: What's this? *Stares at a puppy*
Ratscar: IT'S DARTH VADER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! PROTECT YOUR PREY AND EAT THEM! *Starts running about*
Hollowflight: You watch too much Star Wars--
Leaftail: Detective Leaftail here!
Antpelt: Detective Leaftail stole all of the One Direction albums! :O
Leaftail: MWHA-- what?
Beetlewhisker: There was always something fishy about Leaftail. e.e
Breezepelt: The only thing fishy around here is you, Beetlewhisker. -.-
Antpelt: *Stuffing face with sweeties*
Rowanclaw: Antpelt!
Antpelt: *Spits sweeties onto Rowanclaw* It was Swallowtail!
Rowanclaw: *Gets hit on head by them*
Swallowtail: What?!
Antpelt: Why else would she be called Swallowtail?
Puppy: *Barks*
Cats: AAAAH!
Ratscar: DARTH VADER IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD NOW!
Puppy: *Barks at Ratscar* :)
Ratscar: DARTH VADER'S HAPPINESS IS STEALING MY FRESH-KILL!
Breezepelt: Shoutscar. -.-
Ratscar: *Hides behind Breezepelt* :S
Breezepelt: Ratkit. -.-
Ratscar: Darth Vader, eat Breezepelt! He tastes like. . . WindClan!
Breezepelt: WHAT?! O_O
Puppy: *Barks and starts running over to Ratscar and Breezepelt*
Ratscar: WE GOIN' TO DIE! RUUUUUUUN!
Breezepelt: *Runs*
Ratscar: *Starts running slowly* That mange-pelt can't catch me! Heh, heh, heh! >:)
Puppy: *Runs past Ratscar and Breezepelt*
Ratscar: Why, look at that, I scared it away. :) RATSCAR DEFEATED DARTH VADER!
Cats: Longtail our hero!
Longtail: I'm a.. hero? :D OH, MY STARCLAN, I AM SO GOING TO RUB IT INTO CROWFEATHER'S FACE!
Crowfeather: Wha--
Longtail: In your face! *Throws a potato at Crowfeather's face* Again, in your face.
Crowfeather: You're mean. :'(
Longtail: Whaaat? What happened? Did Mousefur fly?
Mousefur: I'm here, whoo-hoo! :D
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
