Scourge: Uh, can I have some pickles?
Tigerstar: I don't know if we do them. SHADOWSTAR, DO WE DO PICKLES?
Shadowstar: I dunno! Do I even look like I eat Burger King food? Huh? HUH?
Tigerstar: Yes.. ?
Shadowstar: WRONG!
Tigerstar: I don't think we do unless I ask Firestar. FIRE--
Firestar: Nope. We're all out.
Scourge: Wha--?
Firestar: I think Cloudtail ate the last ones.
Scourge: No... pickles? NO PICKLES?! HOW DARE YOU EXPECT TO EARN MONEY IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO PICKLES?! WHAT KIND OF PLACE ARE YA? A STARCLAN PLACE? A DARK FOREST PLACE?
Tigerstar: ... NEXT!
Scourge: Grr, you haven't seen the last of Scourge the.. tiny!
Tigerstar: Bye, Scrooge. Just to let you know, there's no Christmas King for you! >:D
Firestar: You and your converstations are weird.
Tigerstar: Converstations? I don't have ''converstations'', mouse-brain.
Firestar: I dent convertations -- UGH, I MEANT CONVERSATIONS!
Tigerstar: LOL.
Firestar: LOL is only used in text messages, not when you actually speak.
Tigerstar: Are you Leopardfoot or Pinestar now? -_-
Firestar: I don't even know who they are? o.o
Tigerstar: MY PARENTS, YOU MOSS-TRAIN -- MOUSE-BRAIN! =_=
Bluestar: And that's how Scourge become evil. O3O
Hollyleaf: ...
Bluestar: AH, DON'T DRAW ON MY FACE WITH A SHARPIE! >_
Hollyleaf: I'm not going to. Anyway, why do you keep talking at the end of each page? I mean, since the last page and this page.
Bluestar: Why don't you? o3o
Hollyleaf: No comment. ._.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
