Pizzafur: Hello--
Dustywhisker: PIZZA! :D Oh, I'm Dustywhisker, the epic cat who mops this place and is at the counter at random times. Pizza, do you want a pizza burger?
Pizzafur: No, I want a vole burger.
Dustywhisker: *Dances on counter* How may I help you? Do you want pizza? Of course you do! AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!
Pizzafur: O_O!
Dustywhisker: *Throws pizza at Pizzafur's face* Here you go, Pizza. :P
Pizzafur: I AM PIZZAFUR AND I DO NOT WANT PIZZA!
Dustywhisker: GET OUT OF HERE THEN! GO FLY TO BURGER KING!
Pizzafur: This is Burger King. . .
Dustywhisker: It is? o.o SCOURGE, YOU LIED TO ME!
Scourge: *Throws Squirrelflight at Dustywhisker*
Dustywhisker: Wow, I won a squirrel! :)
Pizzafur: I WANT MY VOLE BURGER! *Starts going crazy*
Dustywhisker; Okay, Pizzawhatsit. *Throws vole burger at Pizzafur* Here ya go, Pizzabud. :)
Pizzafur: I do not like you, cat who mops.
Dustywhisker: *Sits in a corner* I'm forever alone. D':
Pizzafur: *Starts eating a vole burger and then goes away*
Dustywhisker: I AM SO FOREVER ALONE! :(
Thistleclaw: *Sitting by counter* I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!
Scourge: ....
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
