Dark Forest Song

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Tigerstar: Eeeeevil!

Snowtuft: We're evil? o.o

Hawkfrost: No friends.

Snowtuft: And no teddy bear to save you. D:

Mapleshade: *Starts laughing like a maniac* I am so evil I'll go insane! >:D

Snowtuft: Is this even a song?

Darkstripe: We watch StarClan on Ice! :D

Thistleclaw: . . . I hate this song.

Snowtuft: I know hate is evil, but I hate it too.

Shredtail: I give it a zero out of ten. BOOOOO!

Tigerstar: YOU ARE BOOING THE DARK FOREST, SHREDTAIL!

Shredtail: Oh no. . .

Snowtuft: Guess what?!

Shredtail: What?

Snowtuft: I like. . . TRAINS! :D

Other Dark Forest cats: o.o?

Train: *Comes into the Dark Forest and starts heading towards everyone but Snowtuft*

Other Dark Forest cats: SCRAMBLED EGGS! *Start running*

Snowtuft: Wow, they didn't enjoy the Dark Forest party. Anyway, I had scrambled eggs for breakfast. :)

Okay, bye, guys! Don't come back until you know I like trains! :P *Another train comes* Those trains just keep coming.

Hawkfrost: *Skids to a halt and turns to train* COME AT ME, BRO!

Train: *Runs over Hawkfrost*

Tigerstar: My son is flat! :O

Mapleshade: You never say that to a train, Hawkfrost. Only an idiot like Darkstripe does.

Darkstripe: Hey!

Mapleshade: Hi!

Darkstripe: How are you?

Hawkfrost: o_o

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