Core: I thought I told you not to come back? Wow, you broke the rules. Reeeeebel. Sheesh, no one listens to you. >.>
Thorn: Core, I bet whoever is reading this would want to throw upwalker food at you. ._.
Core: Meh. OK, in today's show... ERROR.. Sorry, cannot speak. Core's unavalible at this moment. ^.^
Thorn: Core. -_-
Core: OK, OK, I'll get on with the show. *Mutters* Why'd I ever sign up for this? >.>
Tigerstar: Get on with it; I didn't waste fresh-kill just to see you moan, mouse-brain!
Core: Ugh. OK, so, guess what? :3
Tigerstar, Darkstripe and Longtail: GET ON WITH THE SHOW FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE!
Core: We have some special guests with us today! :3 Say hi to the rockin' quests: Charolette, Oat, Scarla, Skyler, Serene, Cloud and Erin! Hi - I can't be bothered saying all your names - all of you!
Cloud: I guess it's an honor to be on the show with my friends like Core and Thorn?
Core: It is. ._.
Core: Y'know what? I can't be bothered listening to what all of you have to say. -.- On to Bramble, now! What you got to say, my Bramble friend? :3
Oak: Last time on The Clan Show with Bramble, he went to RiverClan. ''They carried fish scent and were awful. They don't know how to be nice and respectful to a visitor! Serious, RiverClan, you need to be more kinder to others. I'm giving you a 1 outta 10 for that'', was what Bramble had said.
Bramble: Hello, fellow ol' pals! Today I'm going to WindClan. Let's hope they're nicer and earn more points that RiverClan.
Crowfeather: *On phone* Tallstar, Bramble's coming to WindClan. Make every cat in the Clan nice so that we'll score more points.
Onewhisker: Hello!
Bramble: Haii! :3
Onewhisker: What do you want, kind cat?
Bramble: I wanna visit WindClan and gather a few things. :3
Onewhisker: Sure! Just walk on over there and you'll be in it. :3
Bramble: *Pads* *Whispers* WindClan seems kind. *Camera hits back of head* Ow! Watch it, Evie!
Tallstar: Hello! Welcome to the camp of WindClan. :)
Bramble: Haii. I'm Bramble of The Clan Show and I'm here to gather a thin' or two.
Tallstar: Cool. You may browse all you want, Bramble.
Bramble: *Comes out of den* I've got all I need.
Tallstar: Cool. Well, I guess you'll have to leave. It was nice seeing you and WindClan shall miss you. D:
Bramble: I'll miss WindClan, too. Bye! *Pads off* Well, WindClan is really nice. I'm giving them a whooping 8 out of 10. That's all we --
Core: I had enough of him talking. Now, the show's ending. BYE, AND DON'T EVER COME BACK! Until never time, BYE! :D
Thorn: Stop. Being. Mean. -_- Don't worry, guys, Core doesn't mean it. She really wants you to come back and all. Bye; we'll all miss you so much! :'(
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...