Hawkfrost: 'Ello, Thundercats, yo epic leader has a. . . a. . . MOTHWING! Where in the name of fish is that medicine cat anyway?
Mothwing: *Carrying 100 shopping bags*
Brambleclaw: Hi, Half-frost and Mothwing!
Hawkfrost: Who's Half-frost?
Tawnypelt: Hello, kittypets. Been at the kittypet world recently? :)
Mothwing: No, but Hawkfrost bought paint and I have to carry all of these bags of them. *Falls over*
Hawkfrost: Oh yes, the paint. No, I'm not going to paint ThunderClan pink! o.o
Tigerheart: . . . Who are you? *Points tail at Hawkfrost*
Brambleclaw: He's your annoyingly evil uncle. Say goodbye, Tigerheart.
Hawkfrost: Yes, I am annoyingly evil. I'm so evil I ate Brambleclaw's iPod for his Christmas present.
Brambleclaw: Ah, so that's where my iPod went. You can keep it. :/
Hawkfrost: OH YEAH! Mothwing, we shall go stuff our faces with paint that is not going to be used for ThunderClan!
Mothwing: NO! O_O
Brambleclaw: Going already?
Hawkfrost: Uh-huh. Nice seeing you. . . half brother. Ciao! *Runs off and Mothwing follows*
In RiverClan. . .
Hawkfrost: Those paints are for painting ThunderClan, Moth--oh, for StarClan's sake! Hurry up!
Mothwing: *Falls into river*
Hawkfrost: NO, MY PAINTS! D:
Tigerstar: Go fetch 'em, Hawk.
Hawkfrost: O-- are you crazy?! I can't swim!
Tigerstar: What? You're a RiverClan cat for Dark Forest's sake!
Hawkfrost: I'm scared of water. c:
Tigerstar: You failed. Brambleclaw could do even better than you! Ugh, why did I have to get involved in your life? Gooooooooo...
Hawkfrost: Goo? Goo where?
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
