Firestar: ThunderClan.
Thunderstar: We're chasing the thunder.
Owlstar: Thriving like the owls.
Darkstripe: Fighting with disaster!
Berrynose: And I'm just just so bossy.
Honeyfern: We're just awesome.
Yellowfang: Winning all the battles.
Featherwhisker: Rattles?
Tigerstar: *Off key* And I'm getting a sandwich!
Redtail: We're chasing a Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: HEY!
Swiftpaw: Runnin' too far.
Mapleshade: Scarin' little kits.
Thistleclaw: And singing with dark--
Brindleface: We are not!
Ashfur: Buying cars.
Squirrelflight: Look out for that monster!
Whitestorm: What monster?
Goosefeather: We're all crazy!
Jayfeather: Part of many prophecies.
Hollyleaf: Hiding in tunnels.
Leafpool: Do you have any fennel?
Cinderpelt: Buggin' ShadowClan.
Millie: I AM THE MOOON!
Greystripe: Now moo over!
Foxleap and Icecloud: We're in the sky!
Tigerstar, Mapleshade, Darkstripe and Thistleclaw: *Off key* We're the best warriors!
Mapleshade: Better than y'all!
Darkstripe: Come join the dark side!
Thistleclaw: Or just fly. -.-
Snowfur and Cloudtail: We are like snow!
Every ThunderClan cat ever: We are ThunderClan!
Longtail: We're really epic!
Dark Forest cats from ThunderClan: What about us?
Lionblaze: What about now?
Briarlight: What about todaaaay?
Millie and Daisy: We're kittypets!
Mapleshade: So weak.
Moonflower: We're friends 'til the end!
Stormtail: Give us money now. -.-
Thrushpelt: There's no need to frown!
Rosetail: Please don't be down!
Sweetpaw and Sweetbriar: There's no need to worry.
Thistleclaw: When will you stop singin'?
Adderfang: Surrender and join us.
Patchpelt, One-eye, Halftail and Smallear: We have loads of candy!
Leopardfoot and Pinestar: In ThunderClan!
Dark Forest ThunderClan cats: STOP SINGING!
Spottedleaf: We are sweet and awesome --
Brightheart: Nooooo! BLACK HOLE THING COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
ThunderClan cats: *Run*
Black hole: *Closes on screen*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
