Scourge: I AM BACK AND NOT REALLY BETTER THAN EVER, CLANS! :D
Firestar: Scourge, shouldn't you be at Burger King?
Squirrelflight: Uh oh, it's Boss. o.o *Walks slowly away*
Scourge: Yeah, but Dustywhisker's taking my place. I bet when I return the restaurant will be a mess. :/
Firestar: Why did you choose Dustywhisker then?
Scourge: Because he was getting on my nerves and I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE IS GOING TO BE FIRED WHEN I GET BACK! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Puts pie on face*
Firestar: o.o
Jayfeather: *Comes along and mops Scourge's face* I'm mopping the floor, mopping the floor. La la la la.
Scourge: I. AM. NO. FLOOR.
Jayfeather: Dude, you ruined my song.
Breezepelt: GIVE ME THAT MOP THINGY!
Jayfeather: *Turns and Scourge gets hit across the face by the mop*
Scourge: JAYCAT! -.-
Jayfeather: Hello. *Turns and Breezepelt gets hit*
Breezepelt: That was not cool! *Walks away*
Scourge: Can you go away, Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: *Salutes and walks away*
Firestar: You know Jayfeather?
Scourge: Who doesn't? Oh wait, MEEEEEEEE! :D
Firestar: We're half brothers.
Scourge: .... WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!!?
Firestar: We're half brothers! I am the Rusty!
Scourge: You're Rusty? HALF BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: Other half brother! o.o
Scourge: I'm so happy I'm going to press this red button. :')
Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!
Scourge: *Presses it and world explodes*
Firestar's spirit: Darn, I lost my half brother. :/
Dustywhisker's spirit: Welcome to Burger King!
Firestar's spirit: o.o
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
