Firestar: Welcome to Nothing, what can't I get you?
Nightcloud: Huh?
Firestar: Sorry, we don't do 'huh'.
Nightcloud: I am Nightcloud, you mouse-brain!
Firestar: We don't do 'IamNightcloudyoumouse-brain'.
Nightcloud: I'M NIGHTCLOUD, NOT YOU! *Dives at window Firestar is behind*
Firestar: Can I take a name?
Nightcloud: You're stupid.
Firestar: Okay, You'restupid.
Nightcloud: NO, I AM NOT!
Firestar: But that's your name.
Nightcloud: IS NOT!
Firestar: ... Hello, shouty cat, what can't I get you?
Nightcloud: Pickles.
Firestar: Sorry, we don't do that here.
Nightcloud: What do you do?
Firestar: Nothing.
Nightcloud: NOTHING?! YOU CALL YOURSELF A SHOP?!
Firestar: Sorry, we don't do that here.
Crowfeather: Nightcloud--
Nightcloud: I'm busy, can't you see?
Crowfeather: DON'T YOU DISS JAYFEATHER!
Breezepelt: *Says mockingly* I'm Crowfeather and I'm a Jaycat!
Crowfeather: Don't you be rude, fish-breath!
Breezepelt: I'M NOT A RIVERCLANNER!
Jayfeather: Go Jaycats!
Nightcloud: What's a Jaycat?
Jayfeather: A cat who is a fan of moi.
Nightcloud: I HATE MOI!
Jayfeather: You hate yourself...
Nightcloud: I HATE JAYCATS! THEY'RE JAYFEATHER FANS!
Jayfeather fans: >:O *Throw fish at Nightcloud*
Crowfeather: Nightcloud hates me? :(
Breezepelt: Yes, and so do I.
Crowfeather: YAY! I AM FREEEEEEEE! :D
Firestar: We don't do all that, etc, etc.
Yellowfang: You can't take me, I'm freeee!
Brokenstar: ....
Crowfeather: *Runs around and keeps saying he's free*
Nightcloud: I don't hate you, Crowsy!
Breezepelt: You make me sick.com.
Nightcloud: What?
Firestar: We don't do that here, Mightloud. Didn't you hear me the first time?
Mudclaw: *Walking around with papers in paws* Vote for me, Mudclaw of WindClan, to be WindClan's next leader!
Onewhisker: *Holding sign that says 'Vote for Onewhisker for WindClan's leader, not Mudclaw!' and is walking around in circles* Down with mud and claws, down with Mudclaw! Help me protest! Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *Trips and goes flying into window* *Is covered in rabbit food* I love this protest already. :')
Firestar: Why did Nothing have to move here? WINDCLAN KITTYPETS, GET OUTTA THUNDERCLAN'S TERRITORY!
Twoleg: WARRIOR CATS!
Firestar: It's a wild Nothingleg!
Twoleg: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Firestar: Boo!
Twoleg: *Screams and runs away*
Firestar: We don't do scream and run away.
Sandstorm: Firestar, look at these outraged customers! *Points tail at the WindClan cats, who are shouting and running about*
Firestar: Sandstorm, what are you doing here? We don't do the Sandstorm here!
Sandstorm: I'M NOT AN ITEM FOR YOUR SHOP!
Firestar: That's why we don't do anything here. :P
Sandstorm: *Walks away*
Firestar: The end. Please come again! Also, we don't do that here!
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
