Cedarheart: Hi, what is your name even though we're in the same Clan and share the same den?
Snaketail: I AM. . Snaketail. :3
Cedarheart: Okay. Do you have any advice to give to apprentices?
Snaketail: If you wanna hunt, you've got to think like prey. *Starts chewing on a boulder*
Cedarheart: K. o.o How would you say your warrior life has went on?
Snaketail: Who are you?
Cedarheart: What?
Snaketail: . . .
Cedarheart: . . .
Snaketail: . . . POTATO!
Cedarheart: O_O!
Snaketail: You were saying, cat who I'm trying to act like is not real?
Cedarheart: I HATE THIS JOB! THANKS, BLACKSTAR.
Blackstar: You're welcome, bro.
Cedarheart: BRO?!?!?!
Blackstar: You're my brother, aren't you?
Cedarheart: NO!
Snaketail: Butter, butter, butter, butter! ^W^
Cedarheart: Whitewater, take this job. *Walks out of elders' den*
Whitewater: Are you some cat annoying me, Snaketail? Yes.
Snaketail: I am thinking like a cat. *Chews on Whitewater's tail* Mmm, ice-cream.
Whitewater: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! O_O *Runs around den*
Snaketail: What happened now?
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...