Bluestar: Tigerclaw, you are now exiled! *Kicks Tigerclaw into sky*
Tigerclaw: Here I go again. ._. *Starts heading to ShadowClan's territory*
Runningnose: *Walking with Nightstar* And so I are a taco for the first time. AHYHAHDHYHAHQ!
Nightstar: O_O! *Thinks: My Clan is weird!*
Tigerclaw: *Lands in front of the ShadowClan medicine cat and leader* *Gets up from ground* Oh, hello. o_o
Runningnose: *Gasps* OMSC, THE CHOSEN ONE! EEK! :D
Nightstar: What..?
Runningnose: *Waves book in front of Nightstar's face* THIS BOOK SAID THERE'D BE A CAT FALLING FROM THE SKY TO BE OUR NEW LEADER!
Nightstar: Wait... I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?! :O
Runningnose: *Looks through book* Er, yes. Funny now Cinderfur dies and you don't.
Tigerclaw: I come in peace.
Runningnose: *Tilts head to the side* Peace?
Tigerclaw: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
Runningnose: Come right this way! *Walks and Tigerclaw follows*
Nightstar: What about me?
Tigerclaw: *Comes back* You're Nightstar?
Nightstar: Yes.
Tigerclaw: GOODBYE! *Whacks Nightstar across face with a frying pan, knocking Noghtstar's one life away* Sweet. *Runs after Runningnose*
Runningnose: HEY, SHADOWDOPES, OUR NEW LEADER IS HERE! *Points at Tigerclaw*
Blackfoot: Tigerclaw? Oh no, I forgot to get you a cheeseburger. DON'T EAT ME! *Raises forepaws into the air* O_O!
Clawface: I am a face with a claw.
Russetfur: Greetings--
Tigerclaw: *Pushes Russetfur out of the way* RIGHT, YOU LITTLE MICE, I AM THE LEADER 'ROUND HERE AND YOU WILL ONEY ME!
ShadowClan cats: *Vanish from the camp because of Tigerclaw's shouting*
Tigerclaw: ... Are they sleeping already?
Runningnose: *Sneezes and goes flying past Tigerclaw* You are our leader, Tigerstaaaaaaaaar! AGFIHA!
Tigerclaw: I never got my nine lives... Why does Runningnose say strange words, anyway?
Nightstar's spirit: May the stars be with you, Tigerclaw.
Tigerclaw: *Stuffing mouth with Twoleg food*
Nightstar: HEY, LEAVE MY TWOLEG FOOD ALONE!
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
