Bluestar: We need a new medicine cat. Clan, who do you choose?
ThunderClan: *Look at Tigerclaw*
Tigerclaw: I get to be leader? SWEET! :D
Bluestar: No, you are ThunderClan's medicine cat.
Tigerclaw: Oh no....
Later
Whitestorm: Tigerclaw, I've got a thorn in my pad!
Tigerclaw: *Sighs and slaps Whitestorm across the face with a fish* Better? NEXT!
Greypaw: I have a bellyache. :(
Tigerclaw: *Covers Greypaw in mud* There you go, Mudgreypaw.
Bluestar: Bad job, Tigerclaw. *Draws on his face with different coloured sharpies*
Tigerclaw: I WANNA BE LEADER! I HATE BEING A MEDICINE CAT!!!! D:
Redtail: Tigerclaw is a bad medicine cat than warrior.
Tigerclaw: Hi, Pinktail.
Redtail: Wha--
Tigerclaw: LOOK AT YO TAIL, PINKTAIL!
Redtail: *Looks at tail and notices it is pink* WHAT?! I HAVE A PINK TAIL?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tigerclaw: *Laughs* I went over to you while you were sleeping and painted your tail pink!
Ravenpaw: TIGERCLAW ATE THISTLECLAW! o_o
Thistleclaw: I'm right here. -.-
Tigerclaw: I did eat my mentor because he was annoying. HE MADE ME EVIL!
Thistleclaw: No, Snowfur did.
Bluestar: GO EAT PIE, ALL OF YOU! -_-
Redtail, Tigerclaw, Thistleclaw and Ravenpaw: Aw! *Walk away*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
