Cinderheart: What does that say? *Looks up at the word 'cinema'*
Lionblaze: Cin-- THEY STOLE HALF OF YOUR NAME, CINDERHEART! :O I'll get it back, don't worry. *Jumping*
Cinderheart: o.o
Lionblaze: It keeps going away from me. :/ I know how to get off of there!
Cinderheart: How?
Lionblaze: By doing nothing.
Hollyleaf: Hurry up and get into the cinema, Lionblaze and Cinderheart! You're going to miss Staaaaaaaaaaar Waaaaaaaaars in StaaaaaaaaaarClaaaaaaan!
Lionblaze: I miss it already. :/ COME BACK, STAR WARS IN STARCLAN!
Hollyleaf: Oh, have any of you seen Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: *In car* Are we there yet? ... STOP IGNORING ME OR ELSE THIS JAYFEATHER WILL WALK OUT OF THE CAR!
Mousefur: *Sleeping on the chair beside Jayfeather while he keeps shouting*
Hollyleaf: Forget about it and get into the cinemaaaaaaa! *Dashes away*
Lionblaze: No way, Hollygoneleaf! They stole part of Conderheart's name! *Looks around and notices he's alone* Aw. *Runs into cinema*
*A few minutes later*
Ratscar: YEAH! STAR WARS IN STARCLAN!
Minnowtail: Yahoo!
Breezepelt: Why did I come here?
Heathertail: Because I told you to. *Stuffs popcorn into Breezepelt's mouth* Don't say anything, please.
Movie: *Starts*
Jayfeather: *Comes in, dragging Mousefur* Alright, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, other cat, WHY DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?!
Movie: *Blares Star Wars music*
Jayfeather: STOP SNORING, MOUSEFUR!
Mousefur: That was the movie, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: Movie? *Walks over to the screen where the movie is showing* Listen up, "movie", keep quiet while I try to find the place where they sell the tickets!
Movie: And so. . .
Jayfeather: You asked for it! *Taps movie lightly*
Lionblaze: *Has tub over head* How come this movie is showing nothing? Helllloooooooooo, Mr. Movie? I'm going to go talk to Bramblestar about this, okay, Conderheart? *Gets up from chair and starts walking, tripping over a step* *Goes flying into the screen*
Cats: Boo! *Throw their food and drinks at Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: *Tub is off head* I CAN SEE! :D
Cats: And we can't see the movie! BOOOOOOOO!
Lionblaze: Sorry, but that didn't scare me. :P
Jayfeather: TAKE THAT, MOVIE!
Stormfur: Why do things like this happen wherever we go? :/
Brook: Because we come--
Hawkfrost: AND THE CLANS DUN LIKE YOU.
Jayfeather: Whaaaaaaaaat? THEY DON'T?! CLANS, I COMMAND YOU TO BOW DOWN TO ME! Thanks for obeying me.
Cats: . . . .
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
