Scourge: Who is the manager of this place? I AM! :D Oh, and I also stuff my face with food when no one is looking. S--
Dustywhisker: *Waves white flag* We surrender!
Scourge: WHAT?! DON'T YOU SURRENDER TO TV! >:O
Jayfeather: *Holding camera* I hate this job.
Lionblaze: It's not my fault that Mousefur started being epic and gave you her job. :/
Breezepelt: *Runs up to camera screen* What is this? *Taps on it* Is any cat in there? ANSWER ME BEFORE I EAT THIS THING!
Jayfeather: O_O! DO NOT EAT THE CAMERA, THE SOURCE OF MY JOB! *Runs about with camera, Breezepelt chasing*
Scourge: RECORD THIS, JAYFEATHER! YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO PUT THE BURGER KING ADVERT ON TV BY RECORDING!
Dustywhisker: *Starts sweeping the floor* And I'm the guy that does the cleaning up here. Anyone mind including me on the advert?
Scourge: ...
Dustywhisker: Hello. :)
Mousefur: *Dancing about* I'm epic and y'all know it! HEY, WHAT DOES AN EPIC ELDER HAVE TO DO TO GET ON TV?!
Sedgewhisker: *Comes into restaurant* Can I have some--
Scourge: GET OUT, WE ARE MAKING AN ADVERT! *Pushes out and locks door*
Darkstripe: *Standing at counter* Is anyone going to serve me? -.-
Squirrelflight: No. *Throws cheese at Darkstripe's face*
Russetfur: *Dives past camera* WHOO! I WAS ON TV!
Scourge: This advert is so terrible. . . AND IT IS ON TV!
Thousands of customers: *Tapping at windows and door, wanting in*
Scourge: Hmm. . .
Dustywhisker: Angry mob much?
Lionblaze: Actually, I think they want in and they're not an angry mob.
Scourge: CUSTOMERS?! :D JAYFEATHER, THANKS FOR RECORDING THE ADVERT!
Jayfeather: *Hanging from a light, holding camera* No problem, Scrooge.
Breezepelt: *Trying to get camera*
Scourge: I just love my job. :')
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...