Squirrelflight: Okay, Jayfeather, what do you want to buy?
Jayfeather: Where are we?
Squirrelflight: In the new shopping centre WindClan built.
Jayfeather: I WILL BUY NOTHING!
Hollyleaf and Cinderheart: Hello, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: Is it just me, or does Cinderheart have two voices?
Hollyleaf: I AM NOT CINDERHEART, I AM HOLLYLEAF!
Jayfeather: CINDERHEART IS GONE?! D:
Cinderheart: No, I'm here.
Jayfeather: Have you bought anything, Cinderheart?
Cinderheart: Yeah. :)
Jayfeather: .... MINE! *Grabs Hollyleaf* I STOLE YOUR SHOPPING, CINDERHEART! >:D
Hollyleaf: YOU STOLE ME!!!!
Jayfeather: Hollyleaf? o.o
Hollyleaf: Yes.
Breezepelt: Jay--
Jayfeather: *Throws Hollyleaf at Breezepelt and goes back to Cinderheart and Squirrelflight* I didn't know I stole Hollyleaf. ._.
Lionblaze: Jayfeather, you owe me money!
Jayfeather: I do? Well, I spent all of my money on my stick last year and that squirrel forgot to give me money.
Cinderheart: Leave your medicine cat alone!
Lionblaze: Whoops, I left Leafpool alone. Wait, did I get Crowfeather to babysit her?
Crowfeather: WHAT?!
Jayfeather: LIGHT BULB!
Crowfeather: ...
Jayfeather: o_o Uh... *Starts Gangnam Styling*
Lionblaze: NOT GANGNAM STYLE! D: *Runs away*
Crowfeather, Squirrelflight and Cinderheart: *Run away too*
Jayfeather: *Alone, but thinks he isn't* I am the Gangnam Style master too, guys.
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...