Jayfeather: Stick, I choose you! *Throws a stick*
Lionblaze: Go, Deathberries! *Throws deathberries*
Jayfeather: Stick, use Tackle!
Stick: *Does nothing*
Lionblaze: MWHAHAHAHA! The attack missed Deathberries. Use Growl, Deathberries!
Deathberries: *Does nothing*
Jayfeather: Score one for Stick! Go use Leer on Deathberries, Stick!
Stick: *Does nothing*
Jayfeather: Aw. D:
Lionblaze: Epic fail! Use Tackle, Deathberries!
Deathberries: *Does nothing*
Jayfeather: Hey, Lionblaze?
Lionblaze: Yeah?
Jayfeather: How come our Pokemon aren't losing any HP?
Lionblaze: Dunno. Maybe StarClan will know?
Jayfeather: Maybe.
Toadfoot: They're not Pokemon, that's why. In fact, what is this ''Pokemon''?
Whitewater and Smokefoot: ...
Jayfeather and Lionblaze: STICK AND DEATHBERRIES, USE TACKLE ON TOADFOOT, SMOKEFOOT AND WHITEWATER!
Stick and Deathberries: *Use Tackle on the ShadowClan cats*
Whitewater, Smokefoot and Toadfoot: *Get blasted away* SHADOWCLAN PATROL IS GETTING BLASTED OFF AGAIN!
Jayfeather and Lionblaze: Victory is ours! :D
Stick and Deathberries: *Level up and Sick learns Razor Leaf and Deathberries learn Ember*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...
