Ashfur: *Wakes up* Oh, my StarClan, what is the date? O_O
Brackenfur: The 19th.
Ashfur: GREAT STARCLAN, I FORGOT ABOUT -- uh, nothing. O.O
Brackenfur: OK..
Ashfur: *Dashes out of den* Hey, Leafpool, can I have some money?
Leafpool: Herbs say no. Sorry. ^_^
Ashfur: -.- *Goes over to Hollyleaf* Hollylaugh -- leaf, can I borrow some money? :D
Hollyleaf: SHARPIES!
Ashfur: No?
Hollyleaf: *Nods 'yes'* Sharpies. U_U
Ashfur: Fine, I don't understand you, anyway! *Goes over to Jayfeather* I want money. Please.
Jayfeather: Sure, sure. *Looks around* Sorry, Brackenfur, but I can't seem to see my wallet anywhere. :/
Ashfur: .. OK.. *Goes over to Firestar* *Dips head* Can I have some money, please?
Firestar: Sorry, but no. I'm saving my money up to be able to extend ThunderClan's territory. Blackstar said so if I want a bit of his territory. The price ain't cheap, so... yeah. ._.
Ashfur: *Does puppy eyes* PLEASE, FIRESTAR, SHOW ME THAT YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR CLAN! D':
Firestar: ... *Looks at Sandstorm*
Sandstorm: Just give him some. I'm sure he'll use it for a good use.
Ashfur: I will use it for a good use!
Firestar: Alright, if you say so. How much do you need?
Ashfur: Um.. ten pound?
Firestar: OK. *Hands the money over* Use it wisely 'cause you're only getting that much from me. U_U
Ashfur: I will, Firestar. Thanks, by the way. *Dashes away* *Goes into a shop*
Mistyfoot: Hi! How may I help you?
Ashfur: I wanna by a Valentine's Day card.
Mistyfoot: Oh, you're out of luck! It's past Valentine's Day and we only do cards up to that day. Why do you want one now, anyway?
Ashfur: I slept non-stop for a few days and I only woke up today. ._.
Mistyfoot: Actually, we might have spare cards in the back. Please do stick around for a second or so. *Pads off*
Ashfur: Wow, a second's over and she hasn't returned.
Mistyfoot: *Returns, carrying a card in her jaw* I've only found one.
Ashfur: That's OK.
Mistyfoot: Five pound, please.
Ashfur: *Hands five pound over* *Thinks: Five pound left over! I can buy myself somethin'!* *Pads off*
Mistyfoot: Thanks! Come again!
Ashfur: *Enters another shop*
Hawkfrost: Hi. ¬.¬
Ashfur: Can I have the dearest thing you do?
Hawkfrost: YES! IT'LL PUT MISTYFOOT'S BORING CARD SHOP OUT OF BUSINESS! >:D
Ashfur: .. What is it? o.o
Hawkfrost: A squirrel for five pound. >:3
Ashfur: I'll take it! *Gives five pound*
Hawkfrost: *Hands squirrel over* Nothing's better than the sweet scent of money.
Ashfur: Yeah? o.o *Picks squirrel up with jaws and pads away*
Nightcloud: What are you doing on WindClan's territory?
Ashfur: I'm not in your territory..
Nightcloud: *Looks around* Oh.
Ashfur: o_o *Runs away* *Arrives in ThunderClan's camp* *Sees Greystripe* Where's Squirrelflight?
Greystripe: OVER THERE! *Points tail at th squirrel in Ashfur's jaws*
Ashfur: I meant Squirrelflight.
Greystar: Oh... OVER THERE! *Points tail at Squirrelflight, who is just sitting in the clearing*
Ashfur: Thanks. *Pads over* Squirrelflight? :)
Squirrelflight: What?
Ashfur: *Hands card over* HAPPY LATE VALENTINE'S DAY! :D
Squirrelflight: Ashfur.. there are two problems.
Ashfur: ... What?
Squirrelflight: 1. I hate cards as much as I hate WindClan.
2. Is that squirrel for me?
3. WHERE'S MEH TIARA AND MONEH?
Ashfur: Sorry. No, the squirrel is for me. I'm sorry, but I didn't get you any of those two. >_
Squirrelflight: Sorry, Ashfur, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to turn you down. I'M THE PRINCESS OF THIS CLAN! -_-
Ashfur: D':
Squirrelflight: *Pads over to Brambleclaw*
Firestar: I'm sorry for your loss, Ashfur, but you always have to remember the tiara and money otherwise Squirrelflight will turn you down. *Rests tail-tip on shoulder*
Ashfur: *Mutters* Could've told me before. -.-
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Warrior Cat Randomness
FanfictionWARNING: This book contains too much laughter (and a rare case of Tigerstar appearing, going crazy and demanding cheese burgers from Burger King o.o) that it's been approved of by StarClan. Keep calm and carry laughing, or as Firestar would say, ''L...