I AM BACK MWAHAHAHAHAHA sorry i haven't updated for so long y'all, life's shit but what's new and uni life's shit but that's to be expected too, these days i have no idea on what to write, even if i do, i couldn't find the inspiration to continue writing them, but nevertheless, here i am, y'all never get rid of me that easily >.<
anyways Honeyboo_02 requested this
AND I FINALLY GOT TO WATCH GOOD OMENS, AAAAA INEFFABLE HUSBANDS Y'ALL
hogwarts third year, war, post-war, hogwarts eighth year, cute, fluff, hurt comfort, happy ending, tiny angst but it's all good in the end hwehwe
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"He's a git, Mione! I don't know what to do to shut him up! He's getting under my skin even more so lately," Harry ruffled his hair in frustration, pacing back and forth in front of the fireplace. Ron, Hermione, Seamus, Dean, Neville and Ginny just watched him with amused bemusement. "When I ignored him, he'll be acting like my silent treatment is personally insulting him!"
"Then try treating him nicer."
Everyone turned towards Ginny as if she suddenly spouted demonic wings from her back.
"What?" she blinked, unnerved by the sudden sets of eyes on her. "It's a legitimate option. Look, it's simple," the redheaded female sat up straight to look at Harry. "Malfoy baited you and you rise to it with your temper, you two fight. He'll still be baiting you. If you ignored him, he'll still be baiting you until you caught the bait and you two will fight. Again. So, my solution is to treat him nicer. I bet Malfoy doesn't know what to do when people are suddenly being nice to him. That'll confuse him and shut him up instantly because he doesn't know what to respond to a nice act. See? A legitimate option."
"So, when he insults you, agree with him. When he tries to bait you, don't rise to the bait. Play with him. Make him confused. Smile at him. Compliment him. For example, 'Yes, I know right? He annoys me too. I agree with you. He's such a four-eyes idiot. By the way, you're pretty. Bye.' And baam! He'll be standing there like an idiot, not knowing what to say!".
Harry stared at Ginny with a dumbfounded look. "You're a genius, Gin. If I wasn't gay and you're 12, I'd kiss you."
"I know I'm brilliant. No need to praise me so excessively but you're welcome to do so," Ginny flipped her hair back with a smug look. "No, it's not a good idea! Harry can't be nice to Malfoy! Mione, back me up!" Ron looked at his sister with a glare before turning to look at the brain of the group for some support.
"I mean, it's worth to try," Hermione shrugged. "She does make a good point. So, why not?"
"Mione!" Ron stared at the girl, horrified.
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"Honest to Salazar that I will choke Potter until he turns blue because he's getting absolutely annoying. Idiot Saint Potter," Draco groaned as he walked in between Blaise and Pansy with Goyle and Crabbe walking behind them, on their way to Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson.
"I know right?" Harry chimed from behind, not looking up from where he was rummaging his bag, searching for something. The group of Slytherin turned around in surprise at the sudden presence, shocked and weirded out. "He's annoying. Merlin, I wish I could choke him too but that'll be... kinky. Choking myself. Heh, Sirius would be pretty damn proud of what I just did," he then finally looked up to see them staring at him oddly.
Not wanting to back down and cowered, he smiled brightly at Draco, trying to make his smile as genuinely as possible. Harry wasn't much of an actor but he was sure his smile looked damn convincing. He eyed the male up and down, not noticing that his smile actually did turned genuine. "You look really pretty today, Malfoy. I mean, you always look so pretty but today you look prettier than usual. Anyway, I'm going to be late for Defense. See you later!" he waved and walked towards the class with a tiny skip in his steps.
