it's a slightly text!au and muggle!au, it focuses on BLAIRON but of course our resident drarry senpai would be there as well 😂 enjoy! kinda angsty but with a happy ending still because insecure!ron weasley here and slight depressive thoughts 😅
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Bad Nuts
ronpa lumpa is typing...
ronpa lumpa
i still didn't remember how the bloody hell our group chat went from golden trios to bad nuts
and the fact that fred and george changed my contact name and that i couldn't change it back for at least 6 more months 😑
golden ticket is typing...
ronpa lumpa
ANYWAYS GUYS I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE AND I NEED YOU TO BE AVAILABLE FOR ME TO TELL THE STORY
golden ticket
i'm unavailable at the moment, ron because draco decided to be a petty bitch and ran away with my snacks
but he's a beautiful petty bitch and mine so nevermind
anyways, what is it?
ronpa lumpa
first of all ew disgusting
second of all, there was this tall dark and handsome rich looking arsehole in an expensive suit came into the shop and ordered a venti cup black coffee with no cream or sugar like the soulless shit he was and i swore he was like looking at me up and down with a very heavy judgemental look, man
violet nose is typing...
golden ticket
good to know you have a sugar daddy now, mate
ronpa lumpa
HARRY I AM SO ASHAMED OF YOU! DRACO HAD CORRUPTED YOU SO BAD!
violet nose
Ron, you can't tell me that you don't know the fact that your best friend was never actually innocent to begin with.
ronpa lumpa
oh yeah lmao
golden ticket
hey! rude much?!
violet nose
Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyways, describe this tall, dark and handsome rich-looking arsehole in an expensive suit you were talking about.
You know what? Let's name him Ron's Sugar Daddy for now until we knew his name in the future.
ronpa lumpa
HER-MIO-NE
for the last time he's not my sugar daddy jeez this woman huh why am i even friends with you in the first place
violet nose
Because I saved your ass from a "sexy bully who is filthy rich with daddy issues who your gay ass may or may not have a crush on for a few days because according to you he's so hot that he can 'step on me, daddy, please' who is also Harry's Sugar Daddy" back in high school.
golden ticket
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY DADDY?!
MATE I LOVE SHARING ANYTHING WITH YOU BUT NOT MY DADDY
