mentions of underage sex and losing virginity etc etc but it's crack, no worries
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It was Saturday night when the Eighth Year Common Room found Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, Blaise, Pansy, Luna, Ginny, Neville, Theo, Dean and Seamus doing their own respective things until Pansy decided to play a game.
"Hey, Draco!" she called for the male from the other side of the room. Harry and Draco both looked at her with a questioning look.
"Who did you lose your virginity to?"
Everyone stopped their activities to stare at him, even Harry looked curious as well and looked at his boyfriend who was suspiciously blushing bright red with narrowed eyes. "I–" he stuttered before facepalming. "I'm still a virgin," he glared. "I did fool around with Blaise sometimes and I didn't go all the way through with Harry," he looked down at his book.
Harry nudged him with a reassuring smile. "It's alright, love. I can wait until you're comfortable and ready," he said.
"How cute," Pansy smirked before asking Hermione. "Granger, what about you?"
Hermione turned as bright as Ron's hair. "Oh yeah," Harry realised. "I never knew if you had lost your v-card yet, Mione." The girl just looked faint. "W-Well..." she glanced at Ron nervously. "I lost it in Fifth Year," she stated.
"To Fred."
Ron blanched as he looked at her with wide eyes. Pansy and Draco were laughing their arse out while Harry stared at them with wide eyes. "Mione! You could've picked anyone! Out of everyone else that exists in this school, it had to be my brother!" he groaned at the mental image. "My best friend and my brother!" he said, looking green.
"What about you then, Ronald?" Blaise asked, eyes flashing with slight jealousy. Ron immediately shut up when he saw his boyfriend's expression and looked down. "It was Lavender. I was her first too," he kicked his feet slightly.
They were quiet for a moment before Pansy called for Ginny. "Muscle girl! What about you?"
"Dean."
Dean blushed red and shrugged. "We were dating that time after all."
Seamus decided to tease him and said, "Mine was Dean too," making the male whined and hid his face.
"Mine was Seamus."
"Longbottom?"
The boy blushed and pointed to Harry, who blushed harder than his two best friends. "I-I didn't lose mine to him though–" he stuttered.
"I'm going to ask you last because your answer would probably be controversial as hell. Blaise?"
"A random witch I don't even remember much about," he blinked.
"Theo?"
"Mine's Neville."
"Okay, who else I didn't ask?" Pansy looked around. "Lovegood?"
"Oh," she smiled dreamily. "I lost my innocence to Harry."
That made everyone turned towards Harry, who sat there frozen under everyone's stare with wide eyes. "I-I lost mine to her," he covered his face.
"W-When?" Ron asked as if he couldn't believe it.
"Fifth Year," he puffed his cheeks out, looking around on the ceiling. "We were searching for her lost shoes and I don't really remember how it had gotten to that point but she brought it up. We had it in the Room of Requirement."
"It was nice," Luna said with a bright smile, eyes gleaming. "Harry was very gentle with me. He made sure I was comfortable and safe. He was my first kiss too."
"And then you decided to scare me a few days later saying that you're pregnant with my child. Not cool, Luna," he rolled his green eyes with fond exasperation. "It was funny to see your reaction, Harry," she said, giggling. "Besides, I wouldn't mind being pregnant with your child."
"Yes, Luna. But 15 is not the age to be parents just yet," Harry facepalmed.
"Pansy? What about you?"
"A random witch as well."
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"I can't believe you and Luna are each other's first," Draco said softly as they laid in bed that night, thinking.
"Even I, myself, couldn't believe that either, Draco."
"Would you be gentle with me as you were with her, Harry?"
"Of course, love. I wouldn't want to hurt you in any way but we don't have to do it now. I'm content in waiting for you to be comfortable enough."
"If I... If I want it now?" Draco asked, nuzzling Harry's neck. "Would you give it to me if I want it to be done now? I had thought about it earlier and it got me thinking. Why would I want to wait when I'm gonna give it to you sooner or later anyway? It's not that I'm not comfortable or ready. I know I am and I know you wouldn't hurt me but..."
"There's... this part of me that wanted you to be... you know, rough? Like I don't want to feel like you're treating me as if I'm fragile and could break anytime soon. I want you to be rough with me. I trust you, Harry."
"Draco," Harry cupped his cheek and caressed it gently. "I'll start off gentle first before I decided to do you roughly, alright? Is that okay with you?"
"Yes, Harry."
The two of them kissed passionately and that night, Draco gave Harry the green light to take his v-card.
