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just a drabble of fluff i guess, enjoy!
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Linny

"As a proud honorary Gryffindor with brains and brawns, I claim to be lesbian and am in a relationship with a Ravenclaw."

"As a proud honorary Ravenclaw with brains and heart, I claim to be panromantic asexual and am in a relationship with a Gryffindor."

Panmione

"As a proud honorary Gryffindor who should've been in Ravenclaw with brains and more brains, I claim to be bisexual and am in a relationship with a Slytherin."

"As a proud honorary Slytherin who would always be a Slytherin with beauty and more beauty, I claim to be lesbian and am in a relationship with a Gryffindor."

Blairon

"As a proud honorary Gryffindor who should've been in Hufflepuff with heart and heart, I claim to be bicurious and am in a relationship with a Slytherin."

"As a proud honorary Slytherin who would always be a Slytherin with looks and fame, I claim to be pansexual and am in a relationship with a Gryffindor."

Drarry

"As a proud honorary Gryffindor who should've been in Slytherin with brawns, slight brains and heart, I claim to be bisexual and am in a relationship with a Slytherin."

"As a proud honorary Slytherin who should've been in Hufflepuff with lots of brains, and rare beauty, I claim to be gay and am in a relationship with a Gryffindor."

. . .

"WHAT?! MATE?! HARRY– WHY–"

"Oh, honestly. Ronald, you know both of them to have an unbelievable amount of obsession with each other from the start."

"I've seen it coming for far too long."

"Yeah, the wrackspurts around them disappeared once they got together."

"Hon, they're a match made from heaven, if I'm being honest."

"Agree. With the amount of "Pottah" and "Malferret" going on between them, I'm surprised they got together just recently."

. . .

"We're still here, you know?"

"You like to talk to each other about us in front of us like we are invisible, do you not? We need new friends, Harry, I swear. These friends needs to be replaced."

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