(Whether or not these are canon is up to you to decide.)
Dr. Collingwood: John. Has. Mental. Trauma!
Dr. Logan: (to the tune of "Let It Go") I don't care!
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Billy: *is being a chaotic little sh*t again*
Dr. Collingwood: Can you please stop?
Billy: Oh, come on Molly, just (to the tune of "Let It Go") Let it go! Let it go!
Dr. Collingwood: Goddammit Billy, it's stuck in my brain again!
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Carson: *gets drunk and passes out*
The next morning...
Dr. Collingwood, Lawrence, & the SCPs: *singing at the top of their lungs* WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT SHALLD WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IN THE MORNIN'?
Carson: *groans and covers his head with a pillow* I hate you all.
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John: *taps out a beat on the table*
Billy: *dancing* Bop it! Tsssh! Twist it! Nyrr! Pull it! Ooh!
Dr. Buck: What is happening right now?
Dr. Collingwood: *snort-giggling*
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Eddie: Hey, who wants to play Eye Spy?
Dr. Buck: I spy with my little eye someone who really needs to shut up.
Dr. Collingwood: Eddie, you don't even have eyes.
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Billy and Eddie: *doing something stupid*
Mr. Moore: *turns to Dr. Collingwood* How are you friends with those two?
Dr. Collingwood: They can be idiots sometimes, yes, but they're my idiots.
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The SCPs' reaction when they find out that Lawrence and Molly are in a relationship:
Billy: I KNEW IT! I FRICKIN' KNEW IT!
John: *smiles and thinks about how happy they'll be together* They're perfect for each other.
Charlie: I don't have eyes, and even I could see it. John's right, though.
Simon: *goes off to interrogate Lawrence*
Eddie: (same as Billy)
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Everyone in the Foundation at Christmas: *sad and depressed*
Dr. Collingwood and friends: *singing Christmas carols*
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John: Just because I'm a monster doesn't mean I wanna hurt anyone.
The Chaos Insurgency: *kidnaps Dr. Collingwood*
John: Oh boy, here I go killing again.
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The Breaking Wheel
FanfictionSome SCPs tear you apart. They'll hunt you down to the ends of the earth in order to kill you. Others reach deep into the darkest recesses of your mind, forcing you to face your worst fears, your deepest regrets, your greatest mistakes. (Disclaimer:...
