I've been thinking about this way too much, and I need to write it somewhere.
Mirabel - Pearl
Abuela Alma - TFC???
Bruno - Hypno
Isabella - Cleo
Luisa - Xisuma
Julietta - Cub
Augustín - SCAR
Pepa - Stress
Félix - Iskall
Camilo - Grian
Antonio - Gem
Dolores - Mumbo
Mariano - Ren
Notes:
- Augustín hates bees, is extremely accident prone, but is completely lovable anyway. It's basically Scar in a Disney movie
- Surface Pressure always gave off overworked-Xisuma vibes
- "WE DONT TALK ABOUT HYPNO-NO-NO-NO"
- Just everything about Stress and Iskall as Pepa and Félix works
- Dolores, Alma and Julietta were random picks. I couldn't find anyone who actually matched them so I went with Mumbo because why not, TFC because he's old (no offense intended) and Cub because Cub x Scar.
- Mumbo x Ren? More likely than you think.
- Grian has so many skins, Camilo can shapeshift, and both are absolute pranksters. It just works.
- Gem or Stress might have been a more obvious choice for Isabella, but I picked Cleo because both are very sassy and sarcastic (and we know for sure that at least one of them is gay)
- Also, 5 year old Gem who can talk to animals. Just yes.
- You know how Mirabel has that colourful butterfly skirt she swooshes around when she's dancing? Imagine that but with the cape/hoodie that Pearl has on her skin.
- I literally only picked Ren because he flirts with anyone/everyone, and Mariano burns through crushes like pieces of paper.
- I almost had Gem as Mirabel but she worked better as Antonio
- Pedro is some random man/woman who I won't assign to a Hermit because I don't ship TFC
- The villagers are just random people as well
- Just imagine all of these Hermits singing 'We Don't Talk About Bruno/Hypno
- Pearl (asking Stress about Hypno's vision): I just want to know if it was generally positive... or... like less positive or-
Iskall: *slams the door open*
Iskall: iT wAS A niGhTMaRe-
- Nobody:
No one at all:
Ren (holding out a bowl of avocado): AvOcAdO?
I'm sorry for this mess. Sometimes you get 'We Don't Talk About Bruno' stuck in your head and write out a whole Encanto AU.
- Xan
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots
FanfictionNew season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading this too! <3