EX: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Mumbo: Alright, what's 30x17?
EX: 47
Mumbo: That's not even close.
EX: But it was fast.
Pearl: We need to get through this locked door. Xisuma, give me your credit card.
Xisuma: Here.
Pearl, pocketing it: Thanks. Hels, kick down the door.
Iskall: Dammit, Jevin!
Jevin: What?! It wasn't me!
Iskall: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Cleo !
Cleo : Not me either.
Iskall: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Grian: *whistles*
Scar: Am I in trouble?
Hypno: Take a guess.
Scar: No?
Hypno: Take another guess.
Beef: Can I copy the homework?
Stress: I can help you with it!
False: Yeah, sure.
Doc: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Joe: lol nope.
Etho: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
BadTimes: *Read 5:55pm*
Gem, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
TFC: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
XB: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
Zedaph: Hey, BDubs? Can I get some dating advice?
BDubs: Just because I'm with Keralis doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Ren: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Tango: You mean literally or figuratively?
Ren: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Wels: Cub, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Cub: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Wels: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Impulse.
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots
FanfictionNew season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading this too! <3
