Wels: What scares you the most?
Joe: Werewolves
XB: Sharks
BadTimes: The unstoppable marching of time that is guiding us all towards an inevitable death
Scar: BadTimes
(In Chat)
EX: HELP
EX: THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
EX: IT HURTS SO BAD
Hels: I'm coming with chocolate and blankets, don't worry <3
EX: ???
EX: WAIT NO ITS NOT THAT YOU IDIOT
EX: GRIAN STABBED ME
Zedaph: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Zedaph: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
Tango: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Impulse: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Etho: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Gem: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Pearl: Several traffic violations.
Cleo: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Stress: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
False: Also, that's not our car.
BDubs: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Doc: I do have a sense of humor you know
BDubs: I've never heard you laugh before
Doc: I've never heard you say anything funny
TFC: Fuck
Xisuma: We've got to work on your cursing
TFC: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already
Hypno: Mumbo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Mumbo: Sentences? :D
Hypno: Don't interrupt me
Keralis: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Cub: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Keralis: Yes!
Ren: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Jevin: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million diamonds?
Iskall: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Beef: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Iskall: Good thinking.
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots
FanfictionNew season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading this too! <3
