*Laughs in not updating for almost a month*
I'm doing something a little different in which all of these quotes are from my friends/classmates, namely because the incorrect quotes generator is running out of ideas. I think it's still just as funny.
EX: I always come out to people in the most obscene ways
EX: Like that time Hels called BadTimes a dick and I just said 'It's ok'
EX: 'I still love dicks'
XB: You know what, screw responsibility
XB: Let's just buy plushies and pretend our homework doesn't exist
Hypno: ...
Scar: Marry me
Xisuma: There is nothing more terrifying than an entire restaurant being forced to sing 'Happy Birthday' to you, because your parents casually mentioned your birthday to the waiter in the hopes of getting a discount.
(In chat)
Grian: Iskall help
Grian: I got stuck in the bathroom
Iskall: How do you do these things to yourself
Grian: THE DOOR HAD A DODGY LOCK, OK?
BDubs: I think I have PTSD from sitting next to Ren
TFC: I know I'm supposed to be an 'adult'
TFC: But the Lego Batman Movie is still the funniest thing I've ever watched
Doc: *falls*
Doc: SHIT
Doc: I MEAN SUGAR
Doc: DONT KILL ME X
Wels: There's so much you could be doing with your life, like taking pictures of wild animals!
Gem: The closest I've ever come to seeing a 'wild animal' was that time Pearl and I found an abandoned Peppa Pig toy in the middle of a park.
Pearl: Unfortunately, we didn't think to take a selfie.
Etho, 5 minutes before a test: What were we supposed to study again?
Mumbo: Pythagoras' theorem
Etho: Oh, is that the thing where you put holes in a pie to stop it from exploding?
Mumbo: ...
Mumbo: Etho, this is maths
Joe: Harry Potter was kept in a closet, wasn't allowed to properly express himself, and was abused by his aunt and uncle who were scared of what he really was.
Joe: What do you think this could be a metaphor for?
Cleo: GAYNESS
Joe: I was going to say racial prejudice, but good on you for thinking outside of the box! :D
Beef: What sucks about tracing the origins of your name back, is that everyone gets these really deep meanings like 'Light Bringer' and 'Torture'
Beef: And mine means: The flesh of a cow, bull, or ox, used as food
Stress: You've got this!
Keralis: Keep going!
False: Would you guys stop doing that? It's like every time you try to motivate me, you jinx me instead and I end up doing worse.
Stress: ...
Keralis: ...
Stress: You suck at everything!
Keralis: There's no point, give up!
False: Well now I'm just demotivated.
Cub: Can you guys be quiet?
Tango: No, we're conversationing!
Impulse: Isn't it conversating?
Zedaph: Pretty sure it was conversationalising
Cub: How are all 3 of you incorrect?
Jevin: And worse, why do all 3 options sound correct?
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots
FanfictionNew season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading this too! <3
