Hypno: There's a difference between facts and opinions
Hypno: For example, if I say that Beef is an idiot, that's an opinion
Hypno: But if I say that Hels is an idiot, that's a fact
Ren: Hi I'm Ren, I just moved here from South Africa! :D
Scar: If you're from Africa, why are you white???
Grian: OH MY GOD SCAR YOU CANT JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE-
EX: I feel sick
TFC: Have you kissed anyone in the last 24 hours?
EX: Y-yes?
TFC: Who?
EX: Wels, but what does that have to do with being sick?
TFC: Oh, nothing. I just wanted blackmail material
Gem: Why do you like Skizz more than us?
Pearl: Yeah, I thought we were besties :(
Impulse: ...
Impulse: I've literally known him longer than you two have been alive
Iskall: Wherever Mumbo is, I hope he's having a good time
Xisuma: Aww-
Iskall: Because I'm gonna beat the shit out of him the moment he comes back
Xisuma: Nevermind
Joe: What's wrong?
Tango: Cleo
Joe: ...
Joe: Understandable
Cleo: I have that affect on people
BDubs: You secretly envy my redstone skills, I know it!
Doc: How can I envy something that doesn't exist?
BDubs: Like your sense of humour?
Doc: Well, the only joke I'm seeing around here is you.
*In the distance*
Zedaph: Should we stop them?
False: Absolutely not
Etho: Is orange called orange because oranges are orange, or are oranges called oranges because they're orange?
Cub: Which came first; Orange or Oranges?
Stress: The fruit name came first in the 1300s, and then they named the colour after it in the 1500s
XB: Wait, then what was the colour called before that?
Etho: Colour didn't exist back then, catch up
Jevin: One Direction makes no sense
Jevin: If a girl is beautiful because she doesn't know she's beautiful, does that mean she won't be beautiful anymore if she realises it? And then she'll think that she isn't beautiful anymore, will become beautiful again as a result, which creates an endless paradox in which she is the only person in the world who doesn't know how pretty she is.
Keralis: It's 3am Jevin, get out of my nightclub
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots
FanfictionNew season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading this too! <3
