Remember this? I certainly do, probably because most of it is permanently seared into my eyeballs.
But guess what?
It got worse.
So much worse.
I've included the actual lyrics to Sewer Cats by Gideon here, because this is an absolute mess and even I have no idea what's happening.
We are the sewer cats, sewer cats
I have kidney disease.
Cats of the deep dark underworld
DGMM
We roam the Overworld by night
Lunch here
And strike fear in the hearts of the crafters above
Your car is ready
Sewer cats, sewer cats
House colors
Sewer cats, sewer cats
House colors
Deep under this city
Very hot weather
We have built our home
Construction
Hallways echoing
I'm fine
Tunnels of solid stone
You have no rights
Owners swapped
Help room
But our simple plot still holds
Our system is constantly evolving.
They know not of us
We do not know
Every time they think they're alone
Friends
Bring it from the surface
His own
Don't be nervous
Click here
You'll find tour way back
Free travel
To the waters which we roam
Do not add too much water.
These simple items give this space a purpose
We will see results later.
As long as we keep on being silent and unknown
A. B.B.
Sewer cats, sewer carts
House colors
Cats of the deep dark underworld
DGMM
We roam the Overworld by night
Lunch here
And strike fear in the hearts of the crafters above
Your car is ready
Sewer cats, sewer cats
House colors
Sewer cats, sewer cats
House colors
These secret bases based under skylines
Good here
All connect with series of pipelines
That's a lot.
Don't get caught cause it'll come with a price
Don't forget
You've only got yourself nine lives
A. B.B.
Bring it from the surface
His own
Don't be nervous
Click here
You'll find your way back
Free travel
To the waters which we roam
Do not add too much water.
These simple items give this place a purpose
Easy money
As long as we keep on being silent and unknown
A. B.B.
Sewer cats, sewer cats
It's very simple
Cats of the deep dark underworld
Such thoughts
We roam the Overworld by night
Lana
And strike fear in the hearts of the crafters above
In fact, the cost is very high.
Sewer cats, sewer cats
It's very simple
Sewer cats, sewer cats
It's very simple
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to Gideon, I'm sorry to Scar, I'm sorry to the entirety of Hermitcraft and I'm sorry to whoever just read that. I'm also incredibly sorry for myself, because that first line just absolutely killed me. I can assure you all that I do not have kidney disease.
This was significantly more chaotic than Hermitgang and Diabolical, probably because I used every single language this time. It was long and not fun to do, but this end result is probably worth it. Or probably not.
- Xan
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Hermitcraft Season 9 Oneshots
FanfictionNew season, new book, and hopefully this will be longer than my S8 one! I can't wait to write about and make art for the new Season, and hopefully you'll enjoy reading this too! <3
