( Zelda is back online )
Zelda: Oh dear...
Zelda: @Mipha
Zelda: @Link
( Mipha is back online )
Zelda: Ah, thank goodness you're online so soon!
Mipha: Hi Princess! Yes, we are packing up right now to head over there as soon as possible!
( Link is back online )
Link: Honey. I found the kids.
Mipha: Where were they?
Link: By Shatterback Point
Mipha: I told you showing them that location so soon was a terrible idea....
Link: Mipha, there's nothing to worry about. As long as they don't land awkwardly, they'll live.
Mipha: Dear Hylia give me strength....
Zelda: Um, so I'm assuming you're all still coming?
Link: That's the plan.
Zelda: I just wanted to confirm his highness is also attending.
Mipha: Father?
Zelda: Yes... we need to... accommodate our serving portions if he comes as well....
Link: As long as Muzu stays here I'm good
Mipha: Father will join us ^^
( Revali is back online )
Zelda: I was thinking to ping you as well
Revali: What for?
Zelda: The get-together in celebration of the winter season? The snowfall accompanying it?
Revali: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I practically live in it. Nothing special.
Zelda: ...
Link: So are you coming? It's a simple question. Maybe you didn't advance that far in academics to answer.
Revali: Says the same Hylian who had to get bound and gagged in order to let his wife claim his kids
Revali: Very weird fetish man
Mipha: I would appreciate if that wouldn't be brought up... ever
Revali: You're the one who carried out the act though
Link: You came up with the idea...
Revali: That wasn't me. That was Dr. Revali McCaw.
Link: Rightttttttttt 🙄
Zelda: Can we please stay on topic? The day is already getting shorter as it is.
Revali: What were we talking about again?
Link: See, this is why Rhoam considered a Cucco as a Champion over you.
Revali: Huh?
Mipha: He's playing, Revali.
Zelda: Did you already forget about the celebration?
( Urbosa is back online )
Revali: Celebration? I just woke up.
Mipha: It's four in the afternoon....
Urbosa: Why is my Sheikah Slate blowing up with messages this time?
Link: We're discovering Revali might've been dropped as an egg
Revali: Exxxxcccccuuuuuseeeee me???
Urbosa: I thought that was already written down in Hyrule history at this point
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
