( Urbosa is back online )
( Daruk is back online )
Urbosa: Hey.
Daruk: Hi.
Urbosa: Did you find him yet? I lost track of you two.
Daruk: Can't confirm yet. Still looking where he ran off to.
Urbosa: Ah. Just the start I needed this morning. Fantastic.
Urbosa: Look. Please find Alon while I get Coral ready for the field trip. I don't need another episode with Mipha like when I babysitted her kids.
Daruk: Aha, I remember that like it were yesterday.
Urbosa: I'd be surprised you remembered what you ate for dinner last night.
Daruk: Hmmm....
Urbosa: We're getting distracted. I'll finish getting Coral's belongings ready. Please ping Revali if he doesn't show up yet.
Daruk: Rev is also coming along?
Urbosa: Oh.... didn't I tell you?
Daruk: This Goron doesn't remember.
Urbosa: Ah... um... Sidon insisted, you know?
Daruk: Ah, okay then. Sure, that makes complete sense and isn't suspicious at all.
( Revali is back online )
Urbosa: Finally! The ONE TIME you actually come on when I need you.
Daruk: When YOU need him?
Revali: What do you mean when YOU need me, Bosa?
Daruk: Bosa?
Urbosa: I... thought we agreed not to use that name in here 😕
Revali: Oh shoot. My bad sugarcube.
Urbosa: STOP.
Daruk: I think I'm starting to catch on why you invited him on this field trip
Urbosa: NO IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Daruk: Mhmmmmmm
Revali: What's this all about?
Daruk: Didn't "Bosa" here tell you?
Revali: What? About the field trip? Yeah. Sidon insisted I tag along since I'm obviously his favorite Champion.
Revali: Nearly at the meet-up spot anyway
Daruk: ...
Revali: Oh come on. Don't give us the Link treatment now. We've long left that behind.
Urbosa: Maybe you should try to find Alon.
Daruk: Yikes, not gonna lie, I forgot about him
Revali: You should thank Hylia Mipha isn't online to read that 💀
Link: I am.
Revali: What.
Daruk: Hi Link
Link: Hi Daruk.
Link: I forgot to log off last night
Urbosa: Nearly gave me a heart attack there....
Link: Sorry
Revali: You're not at all concerned about your kids being in the hands of these two?
Link: Nah
Urbosa: Haha. Take that 😂
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
