( Revali is back online )
( Saria is back online )
Revali: Oh, what a coincidence.
( Sidon is back online )
Revali: I didn't expect to see you two on here
Sidon: We.... uhh.... wandered off from home
Revali: And?
Saria: Without mommy.... I mean Mipha-
Revali: Pause.
Saria: Sorry.... I just got used to having her as a mom
Revali: Understandable
Sidon: What Saria was trying to say, was that we both left without telling anyone
Sidon: That includes my sister and Link
Revali: Well don't look at me for answers. I'm not gonna be your alibi here. No thank you I choose life when it comes to dealing with Mipha
Sidon: Didn't you use to date my sister?
Revali: Say what now
Sidon: Surely you know my sister well enough to avoid any conflicts with her
Revali: Nah, we don't bring that part of history up. A negative shift in time took place back then.
Saria: ?
Revali: Nevermind now. Forget everything I said. Where are you two hanging out?
Sidon: Some stable not too far from home
Saria: The
Saria: Umm
Sidon: South Akkala Stable
Saria: Mhm!
Revali: Why are you two writing at the same time? Aren't you next to each other?
Sidon: Saria went off nearby to help collect some beetles for this one guy we met here
Revali: This one guy? Are you talking about that drug lord? Kelvin? Clavicle? Kyle?
Sidon: .....
Saria: Kilton? No. Not him. We didn't see him here this time. We can usually smell his tent... or rather potions from a mile away...
Revali: I miss him
Sidon: Ah, I remember. I think his name is Beedle
Revali: Beedle?
Saria: Yeah!
Revali: No spelling mistake there? You sure you didn't mean Bartholomew? Ben? Benny? Keyboard freaked out?
Sidon: No......
Revali: Huh. What kind of stupid name is "Beedle"?
Revali: I'd like to sue the mother who came up with that idea
Sidon: Well, you see-
Saria: He likes beetles!
Revali: What now?
Sidon: Beedle likes beetles
Revali: That's stupid.
Saria: ....
Saria: I have a pet beetle....
Revali: Stupidly awesome hobby I mean
Saria: His name is Dario :)
Revali: That's.... you know... nice
Saria: See Sidon? I told you uncle Revali would approve of Dario :D
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
