Josh- Shopping

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"You're actually supporting capitalism" Josh says to me whilst I grocery shop, looking for snacks for our movie night with the gang

"Well I can't exactly grow my own chips, now can I?" I smirk at him

"No, of course not. But you can grow potatoes that you can then make into chips" He explains, I laugh and blow him a kiss before swerving my cart to the next aisle.

Josh follows behind me, grabbing something off the shelf every so often and gently putting it in the cart, I however, grab a massive pack of popcorn and launch I into the cart from a distance.

Josh sighs before grabbing the cart and wheeling it behind me as I throw snacks in.

"I think we should spice things up" I say, grabbing Paprika and showing him.

"Spice what up?" He asks confused.

I shake the paprika, and glance at it and then back to him, after a few moments I huff a sigh and put it back, "It was a joke" I smile.

"Right. I thought you were talking about our sexual activities" Josh calmly says, as if telling me the time.

I splutter as an old lady gives us a dirty look and walks past, before we both laugh, Josh's ears turning a little red.

"Come on loverboy, let's pay for this" I say, leading him and the cart to the checkout.

As I walk out, carrying some bags, Josh steps in front of me and holds up a bag, "I'm glad I bagged you" He smiles.

"Oh my God, did you just make a joke Hawt Sauce? I laugh, teasing him with his hacker name, Josh quickly leans forward and kisses my lips, before walking off again.

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