"I'm going to throw myself into the sea." I deadpan to Wrench who bursts out laughing then replies "Wait, but you can't swim?"
"Exactly amigo." I say back, keeping a straight face since I'm annoyed.
Wrench has been annoying me all day for no reason, just pranking me with little things and trying to get a rise out of me. I dealt with the first 4 hours fine, but now I'm reaching my limit.
"Come on man, let's to grab some Chinese food for us all." Marcus says to Wrench as he grabs his arm and tugs him up the stairs. Wrench turns and points to his eyes then to me.
I flip him off and wait until I hear the door close. Finally. I then quickly get to work, grabbing everything from Wrench's desk and putting it on the floor, then I grab some craft glue from Sitara and pour it all over Wrench's desk, using a paintbrush to even out and cover every tiny part of his desk. It must have taken longer than I thought because I hear the door begin to open and the familiar voices of Marcus and Wrench.
Sitara smirks and hands me the pot of bright pink glitter. I sprinkle it on the desk messily then lob the jar over my shoulder and hide around the corner.
"That's why fortune cookies are- WHAT THE FUCK!" Wrench yells, I cover my mouth to smother my giggle.
"Hey man, I guess you messed with the wrong psycho. Damn, glitter though? Ouch." Marcus chuckles, winking at me through the gap in the wall, before putting our food on the table.
"Where is she? Sitara? Josh?" Wrench angrily asks, but Sitara just shrugs and Josh completely ignores him.
I can't help it, I burst out into a laugh until Wrench turns to me, storming towards me I actually fear for my life for a second. Until he shakes his head and sighs, "Glitter though? And it's even fucking pink!"
I bite back a smile, "You put confetti in my cereal, and then did countless other things today just to annoy me." I shrug, putting my arms behind my back like a child.
He puts his hands on his head then sighs again, muttering "Devil woman" I smirk at the compliment. "I guess I deserved it." He admits.
I nod and step forward, placing a hand on his shoulder, "We're even now, so let's drop it and eat dinner, okay?"
Wrench wraps an arm around my shoulder and nods, "Yeah, come on then snookums."
I shoot him and angry glare, then grin, "I'm glad we got this settled babe." Wrench pretends to gag at the nickname, "You should have just killed me."
Meanwhile the others watch us with amusement, Sitara passes Marcus a twenty as they bet on when we'll get married.
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Watchdogs Imagines
FanficWatchdogs Imagines featuring Wrench😘Marcus🥰Sitara😌and Josh🥺 (Though it's mostly Wrench) If you have any scenario ideas please comment and I'll have a go at writing it.