Criminally Insane

Happy Brithday (Pt.1)

Fun Fact: Kai gets drunk every Friday night after he's done working (Kurono has to make him stop, and he takes care of him when he's hungover the next morning)

*MHA doesn't have a cannon year it was set, I found this number off of Google okay just roll with it okay

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Terugo shrugged, 'I dunno, just sounds fun.'

'Sir that's not a 'Fun Saturday evening' that's Arson.'

'Same thing.'

Poltergeist sighed and rubbed his temples with his pointer and middle finger. 'Sir please, just leave Ingenium's agency alone. He's new to the hero game, just let the man have a couple of weeks at least.'

Terugo rolled his eyes. 'Fine.'

Terugo wasn't in his usual clothing, right now all he had on was black jeans and a white button-up. He never even wore jeans normally, so what was the occasion?

Well, tomorrow was *9/11/2400, meaning tomorrow.

Kai tugged on his Father's shirt. 'Yes, what is it, child?' He asked, annoyed.

'Flect Turn called again.'

'Of course, he did man's starting to look desperate.'

'This time he said he would take me.'

Poltergeist's eye widened as he reached for his sword, 'Sir?'

'Not yet Poltergeist, Kai?'

'Yes?'

'If that damned man touches you, or even just one of his little cultists, you have my full permission to slaughter him understand?'

Kai flinched, he didn't wanna kill anyone. But if his father was permitting him to kill Flect Turn or his followers he must really hate them. Meaning they royally screwed up because it takes a lot to make his Father hate someone after he's deemed them as 'interesting'. So he just nodded.

'Good child.'

'Sir, should we get something for Satoru?'

Terugo sighed, 'Get him something if you want to but I'm not.'

Terugo heard a small whimper and looked to see Kai sitting back down on the couch, fidgeting nervously.

'You obviously want to say something, so go ahead, out with it.' Kai muttered something Terugo couldn't quite make out. 'Louder! I can't hear you!'

'C-Can I go too?' Kai asked again.

Terugo visibly cringed. 'Seriously?'

'Yes... Please? May I go?' Kai asked, 'You've... Been giving me an allowance lately, so I wanted to get him something.'

'Yeah, that 'allowance' isn't even half of what you'd make if you actually kept the money from the people you killed for yourself.' Terugo snorted.

'I don't wanna keep it though...' Kai muttered, looking at Poltergeist.

'Your allowance is ¥500 biweekly. We started this four weeks ago what are you possibly going to get him?'

Kai grabbed a magazine, got up from the couch, flipped to a specific page while he walked over, and put it on Terugo's desk.

'A lantern?'

'Chronos loves lights. His entire half of his and Ahkyls' room is decorated with them. Fairy lights, pendant lights, he even has LED Lights around his bed frame.'

'Oh my god is he the reason my electricity bill is so high?'

'No sir, the reason your electric bill is so high is that we have thousands of members that all live here meaning we have one of the biggest bases in Japan. Not even just in Tokyo.'

'Oh...' Terugo shrugged. 'I mean fine I guess. Just means I have less to deal with. Go ahead.'