Criminally Insane

Party

Fun Fact: Chronos has a collection of Katanas, Battle Axes, Knives, and other sharp pointy things hidden under his bed (Which scared the shit out of the Police who went to raid the base after Terugo was defeated)

*Fruit-flavored sugar-free jello (Occasionally comes with toppings)
*If you don't know what it is, google what an Incubus is, I refuse to explain

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'Go ahead and walk around Kai, but stay close to Poltergeist. A lot of people here hate me and would love to do something to make me mad.' Terugo said. 'That would include taking you.'

Kai nodded and promised to stick close. 'Can Hari and I go get drinks though?'

'As I said, feel free to just do what you want.'

'You never said that, you said we could walk around.' Hari said.

'Fair.' Terugo shrugged, 'Well then I'll say it now. Just go ahead and do whatever, just stay close to Poltergeist.'

'Yes, Father.'

'No.'

'Hari!'

'Babe no I ain't listening to this piece of shit c'mon let's go get drinks.'

'Uh- Okay? Just- Let me know when we're leaving Father!'

'Yeah yeah.' Terugo sighed, muttered the word 'Children', and turned to Poltergeist. 'So we just drop him off at the Hassaikai Base right?'

'What? No, why would we do that?'

'Doesn't he live with Pops?'

'He said to call him Sagaki, and no. He doesn't.'

'What? Seriously? I thought he did.'

'No yet no sir.'

'Isn't he 17?'

'No, 16.'

'He's 16?!'

'Yes.'

'Since when?!'

'Since his last birthday sir.'

'Oh my god.'

'Do you need a drink?' Poltergeist asked, deciding to change the subject and just hope he forgets.

'Cherry Wine and make it snappy I don't want to be sober by night's end.'

'Yes sir.'

~

'Damn, everything here is Alcoholic, I guess they didn't account for the possibility of minors showing up- Kai!'

'What? Is something wrong?' Kai asked.

'Kai we're kids we can't be drinking this stuff.'

Kai had a glass of Vodka in his hand, 'Why not?' He set the glass down. If he wasn't supposed to then he wouldn't, but he was curious.

'It's illegal. People in Japan can't drink until they're 20.'

'Oh, I didn't know that...'

'It's fine, you're not in trouble or anything. I'm just letting you know.'

'Okay.'

~

'I'm getting bored.'

'It wouldn't be proper etiquette to leave this early Sir.'

'Damn, chained by social constructs yet again.' He mumbled.

'It's not that big of a deal sir. It's just a few more hours.'

'I know...'

~

'At least there's food we can eat!' Hari celebrated.

Kai shifted, 'Yeah...'

Hari raised an eyebrow, 'Are you okay?'

'I've never had most of these before. My diet is pretty limited... My cheat days are Takoyaki, rice, and *Kanten.'

'Oh, that sucks. Well, there is some Kanten over there.'

'Oh, there is, I'm gonna go grab some real quick.'

'Got it, I'll wait here for you.'

~

'Hi!~' Terugo smiled

'Why did you invite him?' Sagaki asked.

'Because if I didn't he'd get offended. And if he got offended he'd try to kill-'

Suddenly, Terugo gasped. But he sounded happy, 'Dazi!'

'Hm? Oh! Terugo!' Dazi was wearing an *Incubus costume, which of course Terugo appreciated.

'I didn't realize you were here!' Terugo smiled, hugging him but doing his best not to spill any wine on Dazi's costume.

'Neither did I.'

'Wait... You two... Know each other?' Pops asked.

'Well duh! We're married!'

'Somebody willingly married you?'

'Yeah, what so surprising about that?' Terugo crossed his arms, offended.

'No reason...'